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Wednesday, November 22, 2017

Report Card---"Obit".

"Obit" is a very well-crafted, very informative, extremely interesting, very involving documentary
about the Obituary Department at the New York Times.
I told you we were not done with death.
But there's nothing depressing about "Obit". like that last movie I reported on.
It's more about a celebration of lives rather than how long people lived.
It concentrates on a handful of lives who most of us didn't know, but were worth full length
New York Times obituaries.
Case in point: William P. Wilson, the guy responsible for Richard Nixon's make-up in that now infamous first 1960 debate with John F. Kennedy, which probably cost Nixon the election.
His widow had a story to tell, and told it fascinatingly.

On to the scoring:   

Is it interesting?

Constantly
A+

Compelling even?

Kind of.  The 4 or 5 staff obituary writers at the Times are all great storytellers.
And have wonderful stories to tell.
A+.

Is it a story worth telling?

Certainly.
A+

Is it good storytelling?

Great storytelling.
A+

Is it well written?

It doesn't seem written and here, that's not a bad thing.
A.

Is it well cast? Well played?

I wanted to know all of these staff members better.
A+.

Well shot?

Extremely
A+.

Did the director put such a personal stamp on it so that no one else could have made it?

Somewhat.
A.

How long does it take to establish the film's locale and time period?

Immediately.  The New York Times offices, and some location shooting.
A+.

Is it too long? Too short?

It runs an hour and forty minutes.  Could have gone on a lot longer, and I'd have been fine with it.
A+.

Is it believable? Do you care about the characters?.

Yes, and totally.
A+.

Is it predictable?

They take you through the entire process of editorial choices that are made to determine who gets a full obituary, and more important, how many words each entry is worthy of.  I was aware of none of this.
A+.

Do you think about it after you've seen it?

I will probably get a full obit, and it makes me curious as to how many words will be devoted to me.
Unless things change drastically, the lead is "Mark Rothman, best known as the co-creator of "Laverne & Shirley".  I guess there are worse things, but I had higher hopes.
A.

Is it funny?

Often.
A.

Would it have been worth the thirteen bucks it would have cost to see it in the movies?

It's on Amazon Prime.  Otherwise, easily.
A.

Is it impressive?

Totally
A+.

Overall grade: A+.

Everyone should see this.  Whether you are obituary-worthy or not.

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My books, "Show Runner" and it's sequel, "Show Runner Two", can be found at the Amazon Kindle Store.
Along with the newer ones, "The Man Is Dead", and "Report Cards".
They are all compilations of blog entries that have since been removed from the blog.
So this is the only way you can find them.,
You can search by typing in my name, Cindy Williams, Laverne and Shirley, The Odd Couple, or Happy Days.
Check them out.
You don't need a Kindle machine to download them.
Just get the free app from Kindle, and they can be downloaded to an IPhone, IPad, or Blackberry.
The paperbacks, "Mark Rothman's Essays" and my new novel, "I'm Not Garbo" are not e-books.
But they are available for people without Kindle.
I have many readings and signings lined up for those, and the thing about Kindle is you can't sign one.
If you'd like one of the paperbacks, personally autographed, contact me at macchus999@comcast.net
And now, we've got my reading of my "Laverne and Shirley Movie" screenplay on YouTube.

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Friday, November 17, 2017

Report Card---"If You're Not in the Obit, Eat Breakfast".

This was a movie I really wanted to like.
But it just hit too close to home on too many levels.
It's a very upbeat documentary about people who are in very good shape living into their nineties.
It's hosted by Carl Reiner, and features Mel Brooks, Norman Lear, and Mr. and Mrs. Dick Van Dyke.
I just turned 70, and due to my health problems, as much as I'd like to join the nonagenarians, my chances of doing so are way below average.  I'll address this as we go along.  And I don't feel nearly as upbeat about this subject  as they do.

On to the scoring:   

Is it interesting?

It has its moments  Mostly musical ones. Tony Bennett singing.  Dick Van Dyke and his wife singing and dancing to "Young at Heart", in the Capitol Building using Sinatra's original mikes.
B+.

Compelling even?

Hardly.  If I hear Mel Brooks tell his "Jews singing 'Dancing in the Dark' and people like Norman Lear acting like they've never heard him tell it before, I'll throw up.  It was funny the first fifty times at the most.
C-.
.
Is it a story worth telling?

Very much so.  But it's just too damn optimistic.  Most of us won't get there.
B.

Is it good storytelling?

Yes.
B+

Is it well written?

Can't fault the writing.
B+.

Is it well cast? Well played?

Good interviews, they got the right people.
A.

Well shot?

Yes.
B+.

Did the director put such a personal stamp on it so that no one else could have made it?

Not at all.
C.

How long does it take to establish the film's locale and time period?

Very early.  L.A. The present.
A.

Is it too long? Too short?

Perfect.
A+.

Is it believable? Do you care about the characters?.

Yes, and totally.
A+.

Is it predictable?

Only in the sense that they're all gonna die soon.
B-.

Do you think about it after you've seen it?

I try not to.  There's a lot in here about not dwelling on the past.  1 sometimes think I live to dwell on the past.  And hold on to my petty regrets.  And those who I blame for them.  Often, it is my reason to get out of bed in the morning.  It's one of my few pleasures.  Don't take that away from me.  My plays and screenplays and novel should require far more attention than they get.  But that's pretty much out of my hands.  Yet,  I blame an entire industry for that.  And I don't have the family genes for longevity either.  My mother died at 61, my father died at 74.
C.

Is it funny?

Often.
A.

Would it have been worth the thirteen bucks it would have cost to see it in the movies?

It's already sitting on HBO On Demand.
A.

Is it impressive?

Here and there.
B-.

Overall grade: B-.

A lot of people will like this a lot more than I did.  My next blog entry will also be about death.
But it will be a lot more uplifting.

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My books, "Show Runner" and it's sequel, "Show Runner Two", can be found at the Amazon Kindle Store.
Along with the newer ones, "The Man Is Dead", and "Report Cards".
They are all compilations of blog entries that have since been removed from the blog.
So this is the only way you can find them.,
You can search by typing in my name, Cindy Williams, Laverne and Shirley, The Odd Couple, or Happy Days.
Check them out.
You don't need a Kindle machine to download them.
Just get the free app from Kindle, and they can be downloaded to an IPhone, IPad, or Blackberry.
The paperbacks, "Mark Rothman's Essays" and my new novel, "I'm Not Garbo" are not e-books.
But they are available for people without Kindle.
I have many readings and signings lined up for those, and the thing about Kindle is you can't sign one.
If you'd like one of the paperbacks, personally autographed, contact me at macchus999@comcast.net
And now, we've got my reading of my "Laverne and Shirley Movie" screenplay on YouTube.

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Tuesday, November 14, 2017

Report Card: The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected) is a very thoughtful, intellectual, very sensitive study
about an artist coming to terms with his own worth, and impact, and legacy.
It's also, very much about Jews, as the title might imply.
There is wonderful conflict between Dustin Hoffman's two sons,  Adam Sandler and Ben Stiller.
And between Hoffman's main rival and stalking horse, Judd Hirsch.
It's all very compelling.  And very human.

On to the scoring:   

Is it interesting?

Quite.
A.

Compelling even?

Often
A.

Is it a story worth telling?

Very much so.
A.

Is it good storytelling?

Excellent
A.

Is it well written?

Very much so.
A.

Is it well cast? Well played?

Adam Sandler is very restrained, in a good way.  Ben Stiller, in a meatier part is terrific.
Judd Hirsch and Dustin Hoffman are both first rate.
A+.

Well shot?

Very.
A.

Did the director put such a personal stamp on it so that no one else could have made it?

I don't think so.  But it is very well directed..
A..

How long does it take to establish the film's locale and time period?

Very early.  New York, The present.
A.

Is it too long? Too short?

Perfect.
A+.

Is it believable? Do you care about the characters?.

Yes, and totally.
A+.

Is it predictable?

Not at all
A+.

Do you think about it after you've seen it?

Often.  It's a subject I relate to, totally.
A+.

Is it funny?

Often
A.

Would it have been worth the thirteen bucks it would have cost to see it in the movies?

It's already sitting on Netflix.

Is it impressive?

Extremely.
A.

Overall grade: A.

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My books, "Show Runner" and it's sequel, "Show Runner Two", can be found at the Amazon Kindle Store.
Along with the newer ones, "The Man Is Dead", and "Report Cards".
They are all compilations of blog entries that have since been removed from the blog.
So this is the only way you can find them.,
You can search by typing in my name, Cindy Williams, Laverne and Shirley, The Odd Couple, or Happy Days.
Check them out.
You don't need a Kindle machine to download them.
Just get the free app from Kindle, and they can be downloaded to an IPhone, IPad, or Blackberry.
The paperbacks, "Mark Rothman's Essays" and my new novel, "I'm Not Garbo" are not e-books.
But they are available for people without Kindle.
I have many readings and signings lined up for those, and the thing about Kindle is you can't sign one.
If you'd like one of the paperbacks, personally autographed, contact me at macchus999@comcast.net
And now, we've got my reading of my "Laverne and Shirley Movie" screenplay on YouTube.

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Friday, November 10, 2017

Rothman's Guide To Fine Dining. Part Four.

This will be the last chapter of the current series.
Okay, first, heroes.
I can eat Subways Tuna Hero.
But it's certainly not as good as Costo's chicken salad, it's closest equivalent.
oThere's Jersey Mike's.  I can't eat any of that.  The tuna hero is watery.
Panera Bread: lousy sandwiches, lousy soups.
As for fried chicken, I could never stand Kentucky Fried Chicken.
It all tastes mass-produced.  The mashed potatoes taste like the old instant mashed potatoes we all grew up with and survived.
Chic-fil-et's--the worst kind of poison.  I don't know what it is, but it sure doesn't taste like chicken.
If I'm actually in the mood for fried chicken, Popeye's gets my vote.  I find it to be very tasty.
And the biscuits are great.
I also rather like Red Lobster, although I think it's overpriced.
The clam chowder is to die for, as are the biscuits.
I've never been to an Olive Garden, but its reputation precedes it.
I haven't found any good pizza in Chicago.
I can't stand the deep dish variety.  They'll serve you the flat kind, but you know their hearts just aren't in it.
Any local pizzeria in New York City is more than acceptable.
You can buy them by the slice, and there has to be some degree of floppage.
You don't want it stiff.
And there's a great chain of pizza places in Detroit called Buddy's.
Plenty of floppage there.
I'm there often and always indulge.
Little Caesar's, Papa John's, and Pizza Hut? Not even worth discussing.
Domino's: lowest form of acceptable pizza.
Finally, Diners.  Friendly's is a cut above Denny's, which is a cut above nothing.
In New Jersey, Connecticut and suburban New York, there are some wonderful diners.
Of course. proceed to buffets at your own risk.
I offer this as merely a guide, and you certainly free to disagree.
I'm closing the books on this one.

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My books, "Show Runner" and it's sequel, "Show Runner Two", can be found at the Amazon Kindle Store.
Along with the newer ones, "The Man Is Dead", and "Report Cards".
They are all compilations of blog entries that have since been removed from the blog.
So this is the only way you can find them.,
You can search by typing in my name, Cindy Williams, Laverne and Shirley, The Odd Couple, or Happy Days.
Check them out.
You don't need a Kindle machine to download them.
Just get the free app from Kindle, and they can be downloaded to an IPhone, IPad, or Blackberry.
The paperbacks, "Mark Rothman's Essays" and my new novel, "I'm Not Garbo" are not e-books.
But they are available for people without Kindle.
I have many readings and signings lined up for those, and the thing about Kindle is you can't sign one.
If you'd like one of the paperbacks, personally autographed, contact me at macchus999@comcast.net
And now, we've got my reading of my "Laverne and Shirley Movie" screenplay on YouTube.

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Monday, November 6, 2017

Rothman's Guide To Fine Dining, Part Three.

At this point, I thought it would be fair to point out that I don't hate everything.
There are many fine Oriental and Sushi restaurants.
The problem might be that you cannot imagine tasting sushi, much less enjoying it.
If it's not the purely take-out variety it's probably pretty good.
I suggest that you at least try it.
There are probably half a dozen really good sushi places within shouting distance of me
As for Chinese, you are best off seeking out local establishments.
I found a great Chinese restaurant, as good as anything I ever had when I lived in New York, and I used to go to Chinatown.
By the way, stay away from Panda Express at all costs.
Sushi rules apply here.
I am rather partial to Japanese Benihana places, although I don't enjoy the communal dining aspect..
As for Mexican, there are several really good ones.
In Chicago, there is a chain called Taco El Norte.
As much take-out as order- in.  And on weekends they have Mariachi Bands.
The food is really good, but it's still not what you'd call "Fine Dining".
What I would call fine dining Mexican in is a Chicago chain called Uncle Julios.
Very upscale, but not expensive, great Chips and Salsa, They do tableside Guac with all the flourishes, and is worth the extra few bucks.  My favorite is the Lobster Fajitas which are only available on Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
This is the real deal.  They make you feel special when you eat there.
That's what fine dining should be about.
Uncle Julios is also available in other states, regionally.  2 in Florida,  2 in Atlanta 2 in Maryland,
one in Tennessee, and 8 in Texas.  And there are eight in Illinois.
If you're anywhere near there, it's worth checking it out.
Check the Website.
I don't have stock in the place.  I just love it.
It's not Chipotle or Quiznos.  That's the usual crap.
And don't get me started on Taco Bell
The three most nauseating commercials currently on TV.
Their naked egg breakfast taco, and their naked chicken chips, and worst of all, their Crispy Chicken Questellida.  It's as appealing as watching sausage being made.
Can only be viewed and only if you must, on an empty stomach.
We'll go back to trashing even more, next time.

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My books, "Show Runner" and it's sequel, "Show Runner Two", can be found at the Amazon Kindle Store.
Along with the newer ones, "The Man Is Dead", and "Report Cards".
They are all compilations of blog entries that have since been removed from the blog.
So this is the only way you can find them.,
You can search by typing in my name, Cindy Williams, Laverne and Shirley, The Odd Couple, or Happy Days.
Check them out.
You don't need a Kindle machine to download them.
Just get the free app from Kindle, and they can be downloaded to an IPhone, IPad, or Blackberry.
The paperbacks, "Mark Rothman's Essays" and my new novel, "I'm Not Garbo" are not e-books.
But they are available for people without Kindle.
I have many readings and signings lined up for those, and the thing about Kindle is you can't sign one.
If you'd like one of the paperbacks, personally autographed, contact me at macchus999@comcast.net
And now, we've got my reading of my "Laverne and Shirley Movie" screenplay on YouTube.

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Friday, November 3, 2017

Rothman's Guide To Fine Dining, Part Two.

Today, we will concentrate on the "faux"  steakhouses, which offer up cheap grades of meat, and try to convince you that you are getting value for your money .
I give you Ponderosa, Outback, Bennigans, and all of those low- hanging lamp restaurants, beginning with Applebee's, and all of its copycats, including Red Robin, and
T.G. I. Fridays.
I've always considered them places to go to in order to try to pick up women.
It's been so long since I've tried, that I might be mistaken.
I know one thing, the food is not worth what they charge for it.
The other end of that spectrum is Hooters, where the men go to hit on the help.
I don't know if Steak n' Shake is real steak, but I'm certain that the shakes are solid ice, rendering them undrinkable.
Dairy Queen has a pretty good shake
If you want a really good steak, save up and go to Ruth's Chris or Mortons.
There's a place here called Sullivan's.  It too is on that level.
Otherwise, I can't help you.
Next time, Mexican, Fried Chicken, and Heroes.
With pizza bringing up the rear.

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My books, "Show Runner" and it's sequel, "Show Runner Two", can be found at the Amazon Kindle Store.
Along with the newer ones, "The Man Is Dead", and "Report Cards".
They are all compilations of blog entries that have since been removed from the blog.
So this is the only way you can find them.,
You can search by typing in my name, Cindy Williams, Laverne and Shirley, The Odd Couple, or Happy Days.
Check them out.
You don't need a Kindle machine to download them.
Just get the free app from Kindle, and they can be downloaded to an IPhone, IPad, or Blackberry.
The paperbacks, "Mark Rothman's Essays" and my new novel, "I'm Not Garbo" are not e-books.
But they are available for people without Kindle.
I have many readings and signings lined up for those, and the thing about Kindle is you can't sign one.
If you'd like one of the paperbacks, personally autographed, contact me at macchus999@comcast.net
And now, we've got my reading of my "Laverne and Shirley Movie" screenplay on YouTube.

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Wednesday, November 1, 2017

Rothman's Guide To Fine Dining. Part One..

Many years ago, the legendary comedy writer Harry Crane wrote a routine for Alan King.
I've seen it many times.
It went something like "If you're driving in your car, and you see a restaurant with a huge sign outside
that reads 'Come one, come all.  Fun for the entire family.'  Don't stop.  Don't even slow down.
You don't want to eat at this place."
Then, King would launch into what was wrong with these restaurants.
And it was usually everything.
Has anything changed since then? 
Quite a bit, actually.
There are far more of them, of far more infinite varieties.
And there is far more advertising on TV for all of them.
And the common thread is that any of these places have any quality, much less nutritional value.
Let me begin to take you on the grand tour of "You don't want to eat at this place."
I'll try to do it by category, with an occasional skirmish into "this won't kill you".
This will all be somewhat subjective, but there must at least be some common ground.
Beginning with the grand-daddy of them all: McDonald's.
They actually attempt to make the food appear presentable.  Don't be fooled.
When I was younger, I actually experienced purchasing a Big Mac and after consuming it, noticed that the smell of the "meat", or whatever that was, stayed on my hands after repeated thorough washings.  I then was only capable of knocking down an occasional Egg McMuffin, but the smell on my hands still haunts me.  It also ruined me for their Filet-o-Fish sandwich.
Their big selling point now is that this is the "gateway for America's Youth to get into college by providing their workers with their first opportunities to get work.
You eat it.
Burger King.  Ate there once.  Hated it just as much.
Wendy's.  Something very suspicious about a burger that isn't even round.  And still doesn't taste like meat.
In-n-Out Burger- almost tastes like meat.  Pretty good chocolate shakes.
White Castle: makes no bones about what it is.  Cheap.  You "buy 'em by the sack".
If that's a selling point for you, then that's what you want.  It's not what I want.
Five Guys:  Definitively a cut above the ones I've already mentioned, but still junk.
Never tried Arby's or Hardee's.  You're on your own with those.
There's a limit to how much I trust James Earl Jones.
I consider Chili's a real restaurant and have nothing bad to say about it.
Except that it's not fine dining.
We've only covered the burgers, and I'm too nauseous to continue right now.
We'll pick this up in a couple of days'
We're a long ways from home.


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My books, "Show Runner" and it's sequel, "Show Runner Two", can be found at the Amazon Kindle Store.
Along with the newer ones, "The Man Is Dead", and "Report Cards".
They are all compilations of blog entries that have since been removed from the blog.
So this is the only way you can find them.,
You can search by typing in my name, Cindy Williams, Laverne and Shirley, The Odd Couple, or Happy Days.
Check them out.
You don't need a Kindle machine to download them.
Just get the free app from Kindle, and they can be downloaded to an IPhone, IPad, or Blackberry.
The paperbacks, "Mark Rothman's Essays" and my new novel, "I'm Not Garbo" are not e-books.
But they are available for people without Kindle.
I have many readings and signings lined up for those, and the thing about Kindle is you can't sign one.
If you'd like one of the paperbacks, personally autographed, contact me at macchus999@comcast.net
And now, we've got my reading of my "Laverne and Shirley Movie" screenplay on YouTube.

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Friday, October 27, 2017

Fats.

There's not enough that can be written or expressed about Fats Domino.
So anything I might add will be insufficient.
Among legends, he was a legend.
Among great legends he was a great legend.
What he brought to the piano with driving pulsing and incredible left hand has never been equaled.
Fats, with his bejeweled fingers, was very cool.  In a way that Liberace never was.
No one was ever cooler than Fats.
And no effort ever seemed to go into it.
Ricky Nelson, before he started complain about only singing about "memories being all there was to sing, he' rather drive a truck", managed to cover all of Fats hits.
He did it pretty well, and they even appeared together.
Fats always opened for Ricky.
He was so cool that he probably didn't give a shit.
He certainly didn't need to do it.
But Ricky wasn't a legend.
Fats was.
Maybe it was just a matter of "a buck's a buck'.  Although, I'm pretty sure that Fats didn't need the money.
Maybe he just liked the attention.
I just hope he is never forgotten.

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My books, "Show Runner" and it's sequel, "Show Runner Two", can be found at the Amazon Kindle Store.
Along with the newer ones, "The Man Is Dead", and "Report Cards".
They are all compilations of blog entries that have since been removed from the blog.
So this is the only way you can find them.,
You can search by typing in my name, Cindy Williams, Laverne and Shirley, The Odd Couple, or Happy Days.
Check them out.
You don't need a Kindle machine to download them.
Just get the free app from Kindle, and they can be downloaded to an IPhone, IPad, or Blackberry.
The paperbacks, "Mark Rothman's Essays" and my new novel, "I'm Not Garbo" are not e-books.
But they are available for people without Kindle.
I have many readings and signings lined up for those, and the thing about Kindle is you can't sign one.
If you'd like one of the paperbacks, personally autographed, contact me at macchus999@comcast.net
And now, we've got my reading of my "Laverne and Shirley Movie" screenplay on YouTube.

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Monday, October 23, 2017

About Harvey Weinstein.

Forgive me, I have tried really hard not to be this relevant, but the DVDs that I've promised to review for you have been lost somewhere in the mailing system, so I'm forced to write about something else.
Something of significance.  They'll be here eventually, but my public awaits, so 1 have to write about something.
Now, as to Harvey Weinstein.
Ideal casting for the undoubtedly forthcoming film "The Harvey Weinstein Story" is Jeff Garlin.
You know, Susie Greene's "fat fuck" of a husband from "Curb Your Enthusiasm".
It's perfect.  He should be lobbying for it now.
As one who has witnessed show business from the inside out, let me just say that everything you have heard about Weinstein is undoubtedly true.
Is it typical behavior?  Most assuredly.
It's probably the main reason more men haven't spoken out about it.
They've got their own things to not talk about.
Have I ever have I ever been guilty of such acts?
I'd like to think not.
I may have told an actress that she was attractive, but there was never any implied threat about whether a part was at stake.
I just thought I was just being courteous.
I have been told about first-hand or witnessed first-hand major transgressions, ranging  from studio heads basic chasing an actress around their desks all the way to producers installing a lock that locks a potential victim from the inside and threatening her with blackballing if the actress didn't come across.
I could name names but both men are now dead, and have living families.
So I'll let that lie.
What did I do about it at the time?
As contemptible as I thought it was, I was in no position to act on my disgust.
Did I ever think in terms of "was she asking for it?"
Never crossed my mind.
Who asks for such things?
Will this continue?
I can't imagine why not.
Harvey Weinstein produced wonderful A-List movies.
Actresses have allowed themselves to be exploited for "The Attack of the Grade -Z Zombies".
All we will have perhaps done is eliminate one of the great, if most offensive, producers.
Maybe.

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My books, "Show Runner" and it's sequel, "Show Runner Two", can be found at the Amazon Kindle Store.
Along with the newer ones, "The Man Is Dead", and "Report Cards".
They are all compilations of blog entries that have since been removed from the blog.
So this is the only way you can find them.,
You can search by typing in my name, Cindy Williams, Laverne and Shirley, The Odd Couple, or Happy Days.
Check them out.
You don't need a Kindle machine to download them.
Just get the free app from Kindle, and they can be downloaded to an IPhone, IPad, or Blackberry.
The paperbacks, "Mark Rothman's Essays" and my new novel, "I'm Not Garbo" are not e-books.
But they are available for people without Kindle.
I have many readings and signings lined up for those, and the thing about Kindle is you can't sign one.
If you'd like one of the paperbacks, personally autographed, contact me at macchus999@comcast.net
And now, we've got my reading of my "Laverne and Shirley Movie" screenplay on YouTube.

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Thursday, October 19, 2017

A Commercial I Actually Like, Repeatedly.

This is a rare thing, particularly if you know me, but there is one.
A car commercial, no less.
You've probably seen it.
It takes place in midtown traffic, and we suddenly hear Neil Diamond's recording of "Sweet Caroline", coming from one of the cars.
It turns out that it's coming from a young red-headed male's car.
He is loudly singing along with Neil.
After we see some other drivers mocking him, we see a rather attractive girl contemporary of his
singing along with him.
She pulls along side of him.
"Sweet Caroline--(bah, bah, bah,) Good times never felt so good, (so good, so good, so good), they sing in duet.
And it makes you sad to think that these two will probably never see each other again.
He should have at least gotten her phone number.
You know she would have given it to him.
And they are both on their respective ways.
And it's sad.
As with most commercials, I had no idea what kind of car they were selling.
It wasn't until the sixth viewing, when I went out of my way to pay attention, that I realized that they were selling Hyundais.
It doesn't much matter what they were selling, this is how commercials should be made.

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My books, "Show Runner" and it's sequel, "Show Runner Two", can be found at the Amazon Kindle Store.
Along with the newer ones, "The Man Is Dead", and "Report Cards".
They are all compilations of blog entries that have since been removed from the blog.
So this is the only way you can find them.,
You can search by typing in my name, Cindy Williams, Laverne and Shirley, The Odd Couple, or Happy Days.
Check them out.
You don't need a Kindle machine to download them.
Just get the free app from Kindle, and they can be downloaded to an IPhone, IPad, or Blackberry.
The paperbacks, "Mark Rothman's Essays" and my new novel, "I'm Not Garbo" are not e-books.
But they are available for people without Kindle.
I have many readings and signings lined up for those, and the thing about Kindle is you can't sign one.
If you'd like one of the paperbacks, personally autographed, contact me at macchus999@comcast.net
And now, we've got my reading of my "Laverne and Shirley Movie" screenplay on YouTube.

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Saturday, October 14, 2017

"Busting Loose"

About two months ago, I mentioned that in the not too distant future, I will be uploading episodes of my 1977 series "Busting Loose".  A few days ago,  I received this e-mail from Stu Shostak, whose internet podcast I have appeared on three times, and will appear on again in the near future.
He is referring to "Busting Loose", which hasn't been seen in 40 years.
Note how similar its theme music, which I wrote, is almost identical to that of "Matlock's".
But ours was 9 years earlier.
So who stole from who?


Hi Mark...I FINALLY had a chance to get the first eight episodes of your series on Youtube.  The links are as follows:

Pilot - https://youtu.be/Dx86NA8uT84"Five's a Crowd" - https://youtu.be/umZtcYOd6Yc

"The Bigger They Come, The Harder They Fall" - https://youtu.be/yYhTTKnnQJU

"Still Nutsy After All These Years" - https://youtu.be/dWFlC1K81rM"Grandpa Markowitz" - https://youtu.be/UeEPUFhW6Kw

"Hell Hath No Fury" - https://youtu.be/f28BzflCX8U  

"Love's Labor Lost" - https://youtu.be/viz2uL5Katc

"Kiss and Dwell" - https://youtu.be/rQZdbKa9iBA

Stu

I think they are all very funny and hold up and are worth your time.  I hope you'll check them out, and give me your feedback about them.
The irony is that Barbara Rhoades as Melody  was not my first choice. A young voluptuous actress whom I had never seen before came in and gave a knockout reading.
I gathered the troops, and they weren't as impressed as I was. I said that Barbara Rhoades had been around the track a few times.
This was not going to make her a star. We desperately needed a star. This girl had star potential. About a year later she became one on WKRP in Cincinatti.
I got outvoted. It was Loni Andersen. Go try to be smart.

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My books, "Show Runner" and it's sequel, "Show Runner Two", can be found at the Amazon Kindle Store.
Along with the newer ones, "The Man Is Dead", and "Report Cards".
They are all compilations of blog entries that have since been removed from the blog.
So this is the only way you can find them.,
You can search by typing in my name, Cindy Williams, Laverne and Shirley, The Odd Couple, or Happy Days.
Check them out.
You don't need a Kindle machine to download them.
Just get the free app from Kindle, and they can be downloaded to an IPhone, IPad, or Blackberry.
The paperbacks, "Mark Rothman's Essays" and my new novel, "I'm Not Garbo" are not e-books.
But they are available for people without Kindle.
I have many readings and signings lined up for those, and the thing about Kindle is you can't sign one.
If you'd like one of the paperbacks, personally autographed, contact me at macchus999@comcast.net
And now, we've got my reading of my "Laverne and Shirley Movie" screenplay on YouTube.

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Sunday, October 8, 2017

Report Card---"Logan"

I had no idea what to expect with "Logan".
All I knew going in was that Hugh Jackman  and Patrick Stewart were in it.
It was produced by Marvel Films, should have been a clue.
It takes place in the not too distant future.
Within the first five minutes, we learn that the key characters are all mutants.
It is based on Marvel's X-Men Comics.
It's extremely high grade, high-tech moviemaking.
The kind of movie that you'd expect to open in the summer, with the expectation of being a huge summer blockbuster.
That it's opened in March is a bit of a surprise.
If I'd known more about what it was about, I'd never had any interest in going to see it.
That all being said, I found it to be an extremely engaging movie.
A perfect movie to watch on the big screen in your house.

On to the scoring:   

Is it interesting?

Quite.
A.

Compelling even?

Often
A.

Is it a story worth telling?

Why not?
A.

Is it good storytelling?

Excellent
A.

Is it well written?

Very much so.
A.

Is it well cast? Well played?

Hugh Jackman carries the movie.  He is wonderful.  Patrick Stewart, as his father, is no slouch himself.  There is a young girl, Dafne Keen, who is extraordinary.  Stephen Merchant is also quite effective.
A+.

Well shot?

Yes.
A.

Did the director put such a personal stamp on it so that no one else could have made it?

Dunno.
B.

How long does it take to establish the film's locale and time period?

Very early.
A.

Is it too long? Too short?

Perfect.
A+.

Is it believable? Do you care about the characters?.

Yes, if you can buy into mutants and caring about them.
A+.

Is it predictable? Does it surprise you?

As I have nothing to compare it to in my mutant filmgoing, absolutely.
A+.

Do you think about it after you've seen it?

I don't think it's designed to do that.  It's simply a very ripping yarn.
A.

Is it funny?

On occasion
A.

Would it have been worth the thirteen bucks it would have cost to see it in the movies?

As much as I liked it, no.  I save my thirteen bucks for Woody Allen movies. But there are worse ways to spend your money.
A.

Is it impressive?

Extremely.
A.

Overall grade: A.

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My books, "Show Runner" and it's sequel, "Show Runner Two", can be found at the Amazon Kindle Store.
Along with the newer ones, "The Man Is Dead", and "Report Cards".
They are all compilations of blog entries that have since been removed from the blog.
So this is the only way you can find them.,
You can search by typing in my name, Cindy Williams, Laverne and Shirley, The Odd Couple, or Happy Days.
Check them out.
You don't need a Kindle machine to download them.
Just get the free app from Kindle, and they can be downloaded to an IPhone, IPad, or Blackberry.
The paperbacks, "Mark Rothman's Essays" and my new novel, "I'm Not Garbo" are not e-books.
But they are available for people without Kindle.
I have many readings and signings lined up for those, and the thing about Kindle is you can't sign one.
If you'd like one of the paperbacks, personally autographed, contact me at macchus999@comcast.net
And now, we've got my reading of my "Laverne and Shirley Movie" screenplay on YouTube.

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Tuesday, October 3, 2017

The True Sign That Fall Is Officially Here.

With all the shit that's going on these days, with Las Vegas, Puerto Rico, and Trump's constant swindling of the taxpayers and general bullshitting, I just want you to know that you have a place to go to where the news will be more uplifting, and certainly less important.
Fall is here, and as usual, it means the beginning of movie reviewing season.
I just received my first DVD from the West Coast, and I will begin watching them soon enough.
For those of you unfamiliar with the approach I use, just go back to any of the "Report Cards", as I refer to them. They are all there from the last few years.
I ask specific questions of myself and apply the same questions to every film.
You'll see the grading system I use for each question.
It creates film criticism from a writer's point of view, something I don't think there is enough of.
A good rule of thumb is if you generally agree with me, I should be your go-to source for movie recommendation.
I go out of my way to reveal as little of the plot of any film.
No more than is absolutely necessary.
This is why I don't like reading most reviews or looking at clips until I have seen the actual movie.
But I think I provide enough information so that you can determine whether or not you should want to see it.
So, unless some major story breaks that I feel I must comment on, this space, until late January, will be used for "Report Cards"
Hope you keep coming back.

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My books, "Show Runner" and it's sequel, "Show Runner Two", can be found at the Amazon Kindle Store.
Along with the newer ones, "The Man Is Dead", and "Report Cards".
They are all compilations of blog entries that have since been removed from the blog.
So this is the only way you can find them.,
You can search by typing in my name, Cindy Williams, Laverne and Shirley, The Odd Couple, or Happy Days.
Check them out.
You don't need a Kindle machine to download them.
Just get the free app from Kindle, and they can be downloaded to an IPhone, IPad, or Blackberry.
The paperbacks, "Mark Rothman's Essays" and my new novel, "I'm Not Garbo" are not e-books.
But they are available for people without Kindle.
I have many readings and signings lined up for those, and the thing about Kindle is you can't sign one.
If you'd like one of the paperbacks, personally autographed, contact me at macchus999@comcast.net
And now, we've got my reading of my "Laverne and Shirley Movie" screenplay on YouTube.

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Tuesday, September 26, 2017

How David Janssen Got The Part As "The Fugitive"

I learned this first hand from the man who was David Janssen's agent at the time.
He was later on my first agent in Hollywood.
He was directly responsible for Janssen getting this job.
I would be too embarrassed to admit it.
But then, I'm not the legendary Abby Greshler,, the agent in question.
He seemed to revel in telling it.
Quinn Martin was the very successful producer of many dramatic series of the 1960s
Abby couldn't even get Martin to look at him, even though Janssen already had a hit series in the late 50s,  Richard Diamond.
That's the one where you only got to see Mary Tyler Moore's legs.
So Janssen wasn't exactly an unknown.  And he was pretty good on Richard Diamond.
But Quinn Martin wouldn't budge.
He wouldn't see David Janssen.  He wouldn't even give him a meeting, much less a reading.
Abby Greshler remained undaunted, even after Quinn Martin stopped taking his calls.
There was an upcoming ABC affiliates meeting where the new Fall Lineup would be announced.
"The Fugitive" was announced for the Fall Schedule.
But the lead wasn't cast yet.
And Abby knew this.
How did he know this?
Abby had a way of knowing everything.
Maybe he was pitching one of his other clients.
So he went to this event, and brought David Janssen with him, dressed appropriately I'm a tuxedo.
He saw Quinn Martin go into the men's room.
He made his move.
He dragged Janssen into the men's room with him, spotted Martin at the urinal.
He went right over to Martin and introduced him to Janssen, who just stood there sheepishly.
And Abby just leapt into his pitch, with Martin holding his dick in his hand.
During mid-piss, Martin relented and agreed to meet Janssen on Monday.
And one thing led to another and Janssen got the part.
It worked out well, don't ya think?

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My books, "Show Runner" and it's sequel, "Show Runner Two", can be found at the Amazon Kindle Store.
Along with the newer ones, "The Man Is Dead", and "Report Cards".
They are all compilations of blog entries that have since been removed from the blog.
So this is the only way you can find them.,
You can search by typing in my name, Cindy Williams, Laverne and Shirley, The Odd Couple, or Happy Days.
Check them out.
You don't need a Kindle machine to download them.
Just get the free app from Kindle, and they can be downloaded to an IPhone, IPad, or Blackberry.
The paperbacks, "Mark Rothman's Essays" and my new novel, "I'm Not Garbo" are not e-books.
But they are available for people without Kindle.
I have many readings and signings lined up for those, and the thing about Kindle is you can't sign one.
If you'd like one of the paperbacks, personally autographed, contact me at macchus999@comcast.net
And now, we've got my reading of my "Laverne and Shirley Movie" screenplay on YouTube.

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Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Second Acts.

I left New York City to live and start working in Los Angeles to work on "The Odd Couple" in 1972.
And very rarely came back, even to visit.
One thing that was always sure, when I lived there, was that I was broke.
Totally financially insolvent.
Oh, I had jobs.  Mostly jobs that required no notable skills.
That was my specialty.
My favorite of  those was as a page at the ABC Television Network.
A monkey could do it.
I just happened to fit into the suit better than most apes.
As I lived at home until I was 24, I was besieged to contribute much of my income to help support the household.  Not that they couldn't have gotten along without it.
These were upper middle class Jews who raised me.
When I was Bar Mitzvah'd, my mother insisted on throwing me the swankiest one that could be had in all of Forest Hills.
One that we all knew would throw them into debt for the longest time.
And my mother successfully convinced me that she was doing this for me.
If I had been able to be at all objective about this, I would have realized that this was not being done for me, but instead, for the purpose of keeping up with the Goldsteins, or the Silverbergs, or name the Jewish family of your choice.  It was done purely and extensively for her.
But I let her keep up this ruse.  And as I did, I knew that whatever Bar Mitzvah gifts I would receive
(the going rate back then was usually a $75 savings bond), I would never get my hands on.
And it didn't matter how swanky the event would be, the gifts would be the same.
You don't downgrade the gifts based on how shabby the event is.
So, we had a first-class bash.
Surely enough, just a few months later , my parents came to me, pleading poverty, and can we cash in the bonds?
Me, simultaneously being the good son and knowing that I'd never see that money again, relented.
And I never confronted them about it. And, of course, they never apologized.
Consequently, I was always broke.
But my bitterness grew and grew unexpressed over the years.
My one salvation was, living in New York, was that I could go to the theater.
Not as often as I wanted to, and as reasonable as ticket prices were, I was still totally broke.
So what to do?
There was a very common practice that I took advantage of quite often called "Second Acting"
It involved waiting for a play or musical to break for intermission, mingle with the crowd, and finding a seat for the second act.
Usually you could figure out what happened in the first act.
I considered that my first writing lessons.
It was quite helpful.
Or I'd read the play.
Most of them were available from the library.  Remember them?
So in the sixties, I saw almost everything in one form or another.
I have come to learn that at some point after I left, the Nederlanders and the Shuberts have cracked down on this practice.
Second Acting is now a thing of the past.
And it's not that the plays are any better these days.
If anything, they are only far more expensive.
Just another way that the past was better.
And then, the more successful I got, the more my father resented me.
Otherwise, to quote one my of my second-acters , life is a Cabaret, old chum.
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My books, "Show Runner" and it's sequel, "Show Runner Two", can be found at the Amazon Kindle Store.
Along with the newer ones, "The Man Is Dead", and "Report Cards".
They are all compilations of blog entries that have since been removed from the blog.
So this is the only way you can find them.,
You can search by typing in my name, Cindy Williams, Laverne and Shirley, The Odd Couple, or Happy Days.
Check them out.
You don't need a Kindle machine to download them.
Just get the free app from Kindle, and they can be downloaded to an IPhone, IPad, or Blackberry.
The paperbacks, "Mark Rothman's Essays" and my new novel, "I'm Not Garbo" are not e-books.
But they are available for people without Kindle.
I have many readings and signings lined up for those, and the thing about Kindle is you can't sign one.
If you'd like one of the paperbacks, personally autographed, contact me at macchus999@comcast.net
And now, we've got my reading of my "Laverne and Shirley Movie" screenplay on YouTube.

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Thursday, September 14, 2017

The Upgrades on "Decades"

First, they have  brought back reruns of "The Ed Sullivan Show".
It's far less than perfect.
It's poorly edited.
They show them in  2 back-to-back half-hours usually from the  same episode.
They replace most of the music that accompanies the jugglers and acrobats, and the unicyclists,
and the guy spinning the plates with generic music that they don't have to pay for.
It seems cheesy and it is.
But where else are you going to see Totie Fields these days?
So you overlook the crappy production values and revel in the overwhelming nostalgia of it.
I'm addicted to it.
But the main thing they trot out are wonderful episodes of the original live episodes of the great anthology series "Studio One". 
They are not edited at all, and easily recapture what was great about Live Television of the 1950's.
They are on almost every day.  Always new episodes.  And they're all in black and white. 
Get used to it
They're on at odd times, so just set your DVRs..
This is rare stuff, and we owe a great debt to "Decades".

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My books, "Show Runner" and it's sequel, "Show Runner Two", can be found at the Amazon Kindle Store.
Along with the newer ones, "The Man Is Dead", and "Report Cards".
They are all compilations of blog entries that have since been removed from the blog.
So this is the only way you can find them.,
You can search by typing in my name, Cindy Williams, Laverne and Shirley, The Odd Couple, or Happy Days.
Check them out.
You don't need a Kindle machine to download them.
Just get the free app from Kindle, and they can be downloaded to an IPhone, IPad, or Blackberry.
The paperbacks, "Mark Rothman's Essays" and my new novel, "I'm Not Garbo" are not e-books.
But they are available for people without Kindle.
I have many readings and signings lined up for those, and the thing about Kindle is you can't sign one.
If you'd like one of the paperbacks, personally autographed, contact me at macchus999@comcast.net
And now, we've got my reading of my "Laverne and Shirley Movie" screenplay on YouTube.

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Wednesday, September 6, 2017

Animal Acts, Part Two.

I'm going to talk about the funniest animal act 1 ever saw.
In the fifties and sixties there was a very funny man named Bob Williams.
In the 50's, he trained a dog named Red Dust.
He showed up on many variety shows.
Red Dust was and old, big floppy -eared mutt, who was trained to do absolutely nothing.
I don't mean that he wasn't trained.
I mean he was deliberately trained to do absolutely nothing.
They would bring out a big table, and Red Dust would be requested to jump on to it.
The dog would just stand there.
And not just stand there.
He would appear to not be able to move.
Bob apparently tried to get him to sit.
He had his legs positioned so that the front and back legs were inverted towards each other.
Bob would try to push him down, but couldn't get him to budge.
In the mid-to-late 60's Red Dust re-emerged as "Louie".
It would appear to be the same dog, but simple math would dictate that this was a second generation
of Red Dust. 
Red Dust must have been dead by then.
I mainly remember the act as "Bob Williams and Louie".
The joke was whatever Bob would ask Louie to do, Louie would just stand there.
Or sit there.
Or lie there.
But Williams drove the act.  He was hilarious.
Half of why it was funny were the things he asked Louie to do, and the manic desperation he would display when Louie would do none of it:

"he's thinking about it"
"he sees me now"
"don't get excited boy"
"you can do it boy"
"a little higher boy"
"you got your breath back, boy"
"a year ago, he couldn't do a thing."

Maybe it doesn't sound like much on paper, but in context it's hilarious.
And to think of how hard it must have been to train a dog to do absolutely nothing.
And Bob Williams did it twice.
It was amazing.
There are several clips of Bob Williams  and Louie on YouTube.
I recommend the approximately 9 minute clip of them appearing on "The Hollywood Palace Christmas show, hosted by Bing Crosby.  Just type in Bob Williams and Louie.
I don't know what became of  Bob Williams and Louie.
I'm pretty sure they are both long since gone.
Bob was no spring chicken then.
And dogs don't live all that long.
But I don't want to end on a downer.
So don't let anything dissuade you from checking out Bob Williams and Louie on YouTube.
You'll thank me.

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My books, "Show Runner" and it's sequel, "Show Runner Two", can be found at the Amazon Kindle Store.
Along with the newer ones, "The Man Is Dead", and "Report Cards".
They are all compilations of blog entries that have since been removed from the blog.
So this is the only way you can find them.,
You can search by typing in my name, Cindy Williams, Laverne and Shirley, The Odd Couple, or Happy Days.
Check them out.
You don't need a Kindle machine to download them.
Just get the free app from Kindle, and they can be downloaded to an IPhone, IPad, or Blackberry.
The paperbacks, "Mark Rothman's Essays" and my new novel, "I'm Not Garbo" are not e-books.
But they are available for people without Kindle.
I have many readings and signings lined up for those, and the thing about Kindle is you can't sign one.
If you'd like one of the paperbacks, personally autographed, contact me at macchus999@comcast.net
And now, we've got my reading of my "Laverne and Shirley Movie" screenplay on YouTube.

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Thursday, August 31, 2017

Animal Acts. Part One.

Going back to the Ed Sullivan Show days, I have always been a sucker for animal acts.
Ed Sullivan, beginning next Monday, is beginning an extended run with his reruns on the Decades channel.
The unicyclist, Topo Gigio, the guy spinning the plates, I loved them all.  but mainly I loved the live animal acts.
Berosini's Orangutans, the dog acts, Bertha The Elephant, who would balance precariously on a little ball, the performing seals, the Marquis Chimps, I couldn't get enough of them.
It never occurred to me that these animals were perhaps all being uniformly abused in order to get them to do their tricks.  It might have affected my enjoyment of them.
The first story I'm going to tell you, I recently overheard Andrea Martin reading from her book of memoirs, tell it to Nathan Lane on a YouTube interview. 
I'm only telling you this because I have known this story over twenty years, and have always intended to tell it here.  It has been sitting in my files ever since I started this here blog.  I'm sure I knew about it first, so I claim prior ownership to it.
Here goes:  The Marquis Chimps were booked to appear on the Ed Sullivan Show in the 50s.
Sullivan was  very controlling about the content of his show.
Once, in masterstroke of showmanship, he decided to cut three minutes out of their eight minute routine.
If that's what the boss wants, that's what he gets.
How would you like to be the stage manager who has to tell Mr. Marquis that he has to tell his
Chimps that they have to cut three minutes?
Stage Manager:  Mr. Marquis, you have to tell your apes that they have to cut three minutes.
Mr. Marquis:  Are you crazy?  I can't just have them cut three minutes!
Stage Manager:  Why not?
Mr. Marquis:  Why not??!!  Why not??!!  These are apes!!  They're not human beings!!  Their entire
act is based on repetition.!!  They only know how to their act one way!  They can't just cut three minutes!
Stage Manager:  Well, what do I tell Mr. Sullivan??
Mr. Marquis:  Tell him that, while I sympathize, we're still dealing with apes, here!
Stage Manager:  Oh, he's not going to like this.
Mr. Marquis:  No, I don't suppose he would....Wait, I may have an idea!
Stage Manager:  Anything!  I'm desperate!
Mr. Marquis:  Well, this is pretty desperate.  Can we have the curtain closed three minutes before
the Chimps appear?
Stage Manager:  Sure.  They're going on right after Tony Bennett.
Mr. Marquis:  Gee...I always liked him...can I have The Chimps start their act behind the curtain
three minutes before you raise the curtain on them?
Stage Manager;  Sure.
Mr. Marquis:  Okay.  Just make sure that Tony finishes his song exactly on time.
That's something a human being can handle, right?
Stage Manager:  Consider it done.
And that's what they did.  When they opened the curtain on the chimps,  they were somewhat dazzled by the sudden glow of extra light,  but being the troupers that they were they just continued their act from that point, it  and it went off without a hitch.
Next time another "animal acts" story totally from my own memory.

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My books, "Show Runner" and it's sequel, "Show Runner Two", can be found at the Amazon Kindle Store.
Along with the newer ones, "The Man Is Dead", and "Report Cards".
They are all compilations of blog entries that have since been removed from the blog.
So this is the only way you can find them.,
You can search by typing in my name, Cindy Williams, Laverne and Shirley, The Odd Couple, or Happy Days.
Check them out.
You don't need a Kindle machine to download them.
Just get the free app from Kindle, and they can be downloaded to an IPhone, IPad, or Blackberry.
The paperbacks, "Mark Rothman's Essays" and my new novel, "I'm Not Garbo" are not e-books.
But they are available for people without Kindle.
I have many readings and signings lined up for those, and the thing about Kindle is you can't sign one.
If you'd like one of the paperbacks, personally autographed, contact me at macchus999@comcast.net
And now, we've got my reading of my "Laverne and Shirley Movie" screenplay on YouTube.

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Thursday, August 24, 2017

All Herbed Up.

The actor and radio personality Jay Thomas died today.
This makes me very sad.
He was hilarious.
He was perhaps best remembered for his annual Yuletide appearances with Letterman, where he told his oft-praised story of having had to shepherd Clayton Moore, TV's Lone Ranger.
This was in the 70s.
He was a local deejay, I think in North Carolina.
He was covering the opening of a car dealership and Clayton Moore, in full Lone Ranger regalia,
was on hand to sign autographs.
At the end of the event, Clayton was expecting transportation back to The Red Roof Inn.
But he was left stranded.  Jay and his a friend, of his, a hippie looking type, offered assistance.
The two of them got into a brouhaha with another driver.
Jay described them both he and his friend as being all herbed up.
That line particularly made Letterman laugh.
And, as usual, The Lone Ranger came to their rescue and saved the day.
I can't do justice to the story, much less tell it as well as Jay Thomas did.
Letterman always referred to it as the best story ever told on television .
You need only go to YouTube, where many year's worth of this story are told.
Go get a good laugh and check it out.  Particularly today.
It was always the highlight of the Christmas season for me
That, and Paul Shaffer doing his annual impression of Cher singing "Oh, Holy Night".
The year that Letterman announced his retirement, and Thomas told his Lone Ranger story, Letterman turned to Thomas and said "I'm never going to see you again, am I".
And Thomas said "Nope.  You never will."
And he was right.
I met him once, and had lunch with him, trying to twist his arm to appear in my play.
He liked the play a lot, but he was out of my price range.
I needed him to work for free.
That wasn't good enough.
I guess I can't blame him.
I miss him already.

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My books, "Show Runner" and it's sequel, "Show Runner Two", can be found at the Amazon Kindle Store.
Along with the newer ones, "The Man Is Dead", and "Report Cards".
They are all compilations of blog entries that have since been removed from the blog.
So this is the only way you can find them.,
You can search by typing in my name, Cindy Williams, Laverne and Shirley, The Odd Couple, or Happy Days.
Check them out.
You don't need a Kindle machine to download them.
Just get the free app from Kindle, and they can be downloaded to an IPhone, IPad, or Blackberry.
The paperbacks, "Mark Rothman's Essays" and my new novel, "I'm Not Garbo" are not e-books.
But they are available for people without Kindle.
I have many readings and signings lined up for those, and the thing about Kindle is you can't sign one.
If you'd like one of the paperbacks, personally autographed, contact me at macchus999@comcast.net
And now, we've got my reading of my "Laverne and Shirley Movie" screenplay on YouTube.

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Monday, August 21, 2017

Jahlouyish!

That was the way my grandfather, of heavy Yiddish extraction, pronounced the name "Jerry Lewis".
And it was always said with oodles of affection.
My Grandpa Joe loved him some "Jahlouyish".
Nobody could make him laugh harder that Jahlouyish.
At least until I was twelve, at which, at which point, in 1960, he died.
And he made me laugh almost as hard at 13..
In many respects, he still does.
What was funny about him has always been funny.
And it included absolute genius.  He was a pioneer of what could be done wih the camera.
He was an extraordinary physical comedian, with unmatched timing.
I was always impressed with the way he could raise the level banality of conversation to an art form.
Creating and adding new levels of nonsense to the language.
In the movie "The Errand Boy", my personal favorite by a lot.  (There isn't even a close second.),
there is a sequence where the wonderful actor Del Moore plays the announcer at a movie premiere.
He rattles off a series of recent "Paramuitual Pictures" hits.
They are "Hot Heat", "Heaven is Far", and "So?.
The last one accompanied by a wonderful arm shrug.
Jahlouyish was capable of letting other actors let laughs.
What is also wonderful about "The Errand Boy" is that it is never hampered by a plot.
It is a series of bits.
The same is true of "The Bellboy", but that suffered by Mr. Louyish deciding to not to speak.
"The Errand Boy" introduced us to the wonderful names Mr. Wobbidnotley.  Mr. Bape Wosenthal,
Mr. Fermidnin, and of course, Jah's characters name, Morty S. Tashman, a send-up of Frank Tashlin.
His previous frequent director.
Probably the best and most notable charcter name was given to the well known opera singer Helen Traubel, who played the proprietress of the Girls boarding school in "The Ladies Man".  Her name was Mrs.Helen Wellenmelon.  If you don't think that's funny, there's no hope for you.
There are unfortunate comparisons to be drawn between Jahlouyish and Donald Trump.
This is a sad thing to contemplate.
There seems to be almost no middle ground between those who hate Trump, and those who hate Jahlouyish.  Of course, those who hate Trump are right.  I am certainly aware of his flaws, and I realize that Louyish wasn't perfect.  But we know that at least he was funny. So I fall somewhere in the middle.
Jahlouyish is guilty merely of personal excesses, and perhaps mistreating his staff.
His movies with Dean don't hold up well.  Dean was usually cast as the oily villain who was handed a series of forgettable songs to be sung to the leading lady, driving all of us 9 year olds to get refills on popcorn at the refreshment stand.  Dean was  not treated well in those movies.
I've already had the thought that if Jerry and Dean meet up in the afterlife, would Dean still not want to talk to Jerry?
But their appearances on "The Colgate Comedy Hour hold up great
"The Nutty Professor" is very uncomfortable to watch.  It cuts a little too close the bone.
He seems a little too close to his alter ego, Buddy Love, in real life.
He certainly made his share of forgettable movies, and not everything in The Errand Boy" is great, but there is so much that is: his typewriter pantomime which with his death makes the typewriter totally obsolete, his Count Basie pantomime, pretending to be the boss is brilliant, his other great character names in other movies, Herbert H. Heebert, Stanley Belt, Professor Julius Kelp, Willard Woodward, Wilbur Hoolick, Norman Phiffler, this all reflects a body of work.
If you haven't seen "The Errand Boy" and need convincing, please reserve judgement and seek it out.
Oh, and did I mention "Hey Lay-dee!!!!

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My books, "Show Runner" and it's sequel, "Show Runner Two", can be found at the Amazon Kindle Store.
Along with the newer ones, "The Man Is Dead", and "Report Cards".
They are all compilations of blog entries that have since been removed from the blog.
So this is the only way you can find them.,
You can search by typing in my name, Cindy Williams, Laverne and Shirley, The Odd Couple, or Happy Days.
Check them out.
You don't need a Kindle machine to download them.
Just get the free app from Kindle, and they can be downloaded to an IPhone, IPad, or Blackberry.
The paperbacks, "Mark Rothman's Essays" and my new novel, "I'm Not Garbo" are not e-books.
But they are available for people without Kindle.
I have many readings and signings lined up for those, and the thing about Kindle is you can't sign one.
If you'd like one of the paperbacks, personally autographed, contact me at macchus999@comcast.net
And now, we've got my reading of my "Laverne and Shirley Movie" screenplay on YouTube.

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Tuesday, August 15, 2017

The Best Dolly Levi and the Best Shirley Maclaine I Ever Saw.

The year was 1958.
So it doesn't involve the musical "Hello, Dolly!"
That didn't exist until 1964.
There was a movie based on its source material, "The Matchmaker".
With a lovely score.  But no songs.
You didn't need them.
There was no Carol Channing, no Pearl Bailey, and certainly no Bette Midler.
No, before all of them there was the "The Matchmaker".
And its star "Shirley "Hazel" Booth."
And she was better and the movie was better than any production of "Hello Dolly" ever was.
As those of you who know my general feelings about Ms. Booth, and how I couldn't bear to watch
"Hazel", it came as more than just a mild shock to witness just how wonderful she was in
"The Matchmaker".  There was no shortage to her charm.  And the supporting cast was dazzling.
Paul Ford as Horace Van Der Gelder, who had far more to do than any of the Van Der Gelders in the musical, and every moment he had was great.
Anthony Perkins was Cornelius Hackle and almost stole the movie.
Robert Morse was Barnaby Tucker.  Pretty hard to beat.
If she wasn't busy doing "Hazel" she should have done "Hello Dolly".
There was wonderful use of "breaking the fourth wall".
Having the characters directly addressing the audience.
Preceding "House of Cards" by about fifty years.
Ms. Booth had done two previous musicals on Broadway.  I have both cast albums, and she was marvelous in both of them.
Check out the cast album of "A Tree Grows In Brooklyn"  The whole score is sensational and Ms. Booth is even better.
But Shirley Maclaine was, in "The Matchmaker" at the top of her game as Irene Molloy.
Every scene she had made you want to cry for her.  Absolute perfection.
And in the same year,  she was equally superb in a movie called "Some Came Running".
Wow, was she good in that.  She played a tramp who was in love with  Frank Sinatra.
It was mentioned by Ms. Maclaine herself that Sinatra had James Jones' novel re-written so that Shirley's character would be murderded at the end, in order to guarantee her an Oscar nomination.
She didn't get one, Martha Hyer got one for the same picture.  Were they watching the same movie?, Martha Hyer was a cold fish, and played it ,that way.  And it  certainly didn't require her getting murdered to get it. It just required her to be married to Hal Wallis who was a major big shot in Hollywood..
All of her Shirley's earlier scenes warranted a win.  Not just a nomination. She got neither.
Talk about breaking your heart.
Wendy Hiller won for "Separate Tables".  Who remembers her or it?
I used to live in Malibu, in a condo complex.  I knew that Shirley Maclaine  lived there too.
I'd always hoped I'd run into her at the pool, so I could tell her how much I loved what she did in
"Some Came Running".  That never happened.
Anyway, 1958.  Quite a year.

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My books, "Show Runner" and it's sequel, "Show Runner Two", can be found at the Amazon Kindle Store.
Along with the newer ones, "The Man Is Dead", and "Report Cards".
They are all compilations of blog entries that have since been removed from the blog.
So this is the only way you can find them.,
You can search by typing in my name, Cindy Williams, Laverne and Shirley, The Odd Couple, or Happy Days.
Check them out.
You don't need a Kindle machine to download them.
Just get the free app from Kindle, and they can be downloaded to an IPhone, IPad, or Blackberry.
The paperbacks, "Mark Rothman's Essays" and my new novel, "I'm Not Garbo" are not e-books.
But they are available for people without Kindle.
I have many readings and signings lined up for those, and the thing about Kindle is you can't sign one.
If you'd like one of the paperbacks, personally autographed, contact me at macchus999@comcast.net
And now, we've got my reading of my "Laverne and Shirley Movie" screenplay on YouTube.

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Tuesday, August 8, 2017

When Is A Joke You Wrote 47 Years Ago, Not A Joke You Wrote 47 Years Ago?

When I was in college, I got involved in writing sketches for annual college shows that were very well attended.
In 1970, it was our task to write a takeoff on Ted Mack's Original Amateur Hour.
The sketch included a glee club performing a medley of Rodgers and Hammerstein songs.
The joke was that each member of the glee club simultaneously sang a different Rodgers and Hammerstein song.
It was pretty funny, and as far as I know, original.
Even then we always prided ourselves on being original.
There had to be a winner, and the winner that night was a soloist who, on slide-whistle, performed
Schubert's Unfinished  Symphony, with the finish that he himself wrote just for this occasion.
He played Schubert's Unfinished Symphony with a flourish, and ended with "Shave and A Haircut,
Two Bits".
It brought down the house, and we were very proud of ourselves.
For 47 years.  It was a great joke.
Little did I know that five years previously, on the Danny Kaye Show, when he played the German
Conductor, he did the exact same joke.  "Shave and a Haircut, Two Bits".
They run the old Danny Kaye show on JLTV, a cable station, here, and I saw it for the first time last
week.
I didn't see it in 1965,  I used to watch "I Spy", which was on opposite Danny Kaye.
So I couldn't have seen it then.
52 years ago.  "Unfinished Symphony" and "Shave and a Haircut, Two Bits".
We must have come about it independently.  But he did it first, with a full orchestra.
As he announced the set-up for the bit, I held my breath hoping that they paid it off a different way.
But no chance.  And it was just as funny.
So was my version original?
Well at least his didn't have a slide-whistle.  And I think that made it funnier.
That's all I have to cling to.

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My books, "Show Runner" and it's sequel, "Show Runner Two", can be found at the Amazon Kindle Store.
Along with the newer ones, "The Man Is Dead", and "Report Cards".
They are all compilations of blog entries that have since been removed from the blog.
So this is the only way you can find them.,
You can search by typing in my name, Cindy Williams, Laverne and Shirley, The Odd Couple, or Happy Days.
Check them out.
You don't need a Kindle machine to download them.
Just get the free app from Kindle, and they can be downloaded to an IPhone, IPad, or Blackberry.
The paperbacks, "Mark Rothman's Essays" and my new novel, "I'm Not Garbo" are not e-books.
But they are available for people without Kindle.
I have many readings and signings lined up for those, and the thing about Kindle is you can't sign one.
If you'd like one of the paperbacks, personally autographed, contact me at macchus999@comcast.net
And now, we've got my reading of my "Laverne and Shirley Movie" screenplay on YouTube.

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Monday, July 31, 2017

The Return Of "Hold The Shoes".

The death this week of Frank Sinatra's widow, Barbara (the former Mrs. Zeppo) Marx, at age 90, immediately brought to mind the funniest story about Frank that I know of.
In the early 90's, a very good friend of mine worked as an airplane mechanic at LAX, specializing.
on Lear Jets.  Those owned by celebrities, or chartered by them.
My friend, Rick, was always regaling me with stories about whose lives he was responsible for, being in the enviable position of never having to take any shit from
any of the celebrities whose services he rendered for them. 
He witnessed a lot of arrogant behavior from many of them, but none of it was directed towards him.  It seems that however arrogant  they were, they all smart enough not to mess with the guy who was fixing the plane.
Thus, when Fran Drescher, who was then starring on "The Nanny" was about to take off on one of those Lear Jets, and realized that she had packed her suitcase and by mistake, left her Louis Vuitton handbag packed in her suitcase, and asked her very gay assistant out to ask Rick if he would retrieve it for her, Rick responded that unless it was right on the very outside of the very full, luggage compartment, he was not about to unload an entire compartment to retrieve it.  He opened the
compartment and said "Do you see it?"  The assistant said "No. Wait here."  He then re-boarded
the Jet, a moment later he came back out and said  "The Nanny said she needs her Louis".
Rick said, and I quote "Tell the Nanny what she can go and do with her Louis" 
And he continued to close the luggage compartment, leaving The Nanny Louis-less, at least
for the length of the flight.
There was no further confrontation after that.
Some times, it's just great when you can essentially tell a big star to go fuck herself.
I tell you all this, because it always makes me laugh to think about it, in the light of how many
times I've wanted to tell a major star to go fuck him or herself.
I've told this story on the blog before, and have since removed it and planted it in one of my e-books.

And now, the one about Sinatra: Whenever he flew into LAX,  Rick  provided maintenance for and unloaded the luggage for Frank's Jet.  It was usually a two-man job.
And he had done this many times.
According to Rick, every time he encountered Sinatra, Frank was a major crab. Always towards his wife , Barbara, and usually towards the guys unloading the plane.
This was not a man who seemed to have the world on a string, sitting on a rainbow.
No, he seemed to still be pining for Ava.
So as the bags were being hauled off the plane the last time, Rick chose to rattle off what seemed to be the contents of each bag, and he got to Sinatra's golf shoes.
Rick called out "Golf Shoes" to which Sinatra replied to his wife  "Goddammit, I told you not to pack the Goddam Golf Shoes!!"
She held her tongue, which according to Rick, was the usual case.
Rick responded, in a too low key manner" "Hold the Shoes".  And put them back on the plane.
Rick said that Sinatra suspected that he was being mocked.
But he said nothing, and Rick is alive and well to this day.

Again, this is a recycled post, that I just thought was very timely, now that Babs is gone.

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My books, "Show Runner" and it's sequel, "Show Runner Two", can be found at the Amazon Kindle Store.
Along with the newer ones, "The Man Is Dead", and "Report Cards".
They are all compilations of blog entries that have since been removed from the blog.
So this is the only way you can find them.,
You can search by typing in my name, Cindy Williams, Laverne and Shirley, The Odd Couple, or Happy Days.
Check them out.
You don't need a Kindle machine to download them.
Just get the free app from Kindle, and they can be downloaded to an IPhone, IPad, or Blackberry.
The paperbacks, "Mark Rothman's Essays" and my new novel, "I'm Not Garbo" are not e-books.
But they are available for people without Kindle.
I have many readings and signings lined up for those, and the thing about Kindle is you can't sign one.
If you'd like one of the paperbacks, personally autographed, contact me at macchus999@comcast.net
And now, we've got my reading of my "Laverne and Shirley Movie" screenplay on YouTube.

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Thursday, July 27, 2017

The Things That You See On TV, And Can't Avoid.

Besides Trump.
And you're right.
That's too easy.
I'll try not to do it again.

No, I'm referring to a commercial that is currently running on the MLB Premium Channel between innings.
It's for AT&T and its various plans.
It features Mark Wahlberg. 
And some of them also feature Angelica Huston dressed in an evening gown, with huge green dollar signs covering her front and back.
I don't care about Mark Wahlberg, but I for one, do not want to see Angelica Huston traipsing around
in an evening gown with huge green dollar signs covering her front and back.
And they show it between every half-inning.
I most often am exposed to it with the sound off, because I am usually watching more than one game at a time.
You can watch up to four at a time.
I often do.
There is nothing more or less offensive with the sound on.
It's much too much trouble to keep trying to turn off games.
I've tried, believe me, I've tried.
And I'm not giving up watching baseball.
I don't remember whether or not Angelica Huston is introduced by name.
It makes no difference.
I've also seen it on regular TV.
Does this one-time Oscar winner really need to do this for the money?
I'd hate to think so.
I'm sure the ad executive who came up with this thought it would a riot.
Trust me.  It's not.
It is just sad.
I mean, this is someone who is Cinematic and Theatrical Royalty.
John Huston's daughter, and Walter Huston's grand-daughter.
I have an AT&T phone.
I'm thinking of switching to Sprint.

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My books, "Show Runner" and it's sequel, "Show Runner Two", can be found at the Amazon Kindle Store.
Along with the newer ones, "The Man Is Dead", and "Report Cards".
They are all compilations of blog entries that have since been removed from the blog.
So this is the only way you can find them.,
You can search by typing in my name, Cindy Williams, Laverne and Shirley, The Odd Couple, or Happy Days.
Check them out.
You don't need a Kindle machine to download them.
Just get the free app from Kindle, and they can be downloaded to an IPhone, IPad, or Blackberry.
The paperbacks, "Mark Rothman's Essays" and my new novel, "I'm Not Garbo" are not e-books.
But they are available for people without Kindle.
I have many readings and signings lined up for those, and the thing about Kindle is you can't sign one.
If you'd like one of the paperbacks, personally autographed, contact me at macchus999@comcast.net
And now, we've got my reading of my "Laverne and Shirley Movie" screenplay on YouTube.

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Tuesday, July 18, 2017

An Old New Thing.

In 1990, I taught a few theater classes as a favor for a friend.  He couldn't pay me  anything.
In lieu of that, he offered me the use of their TV studio, with a camera and student crew.
I found actors who worked for free by having them sign waivers.
You could do that with professional actors, in 1990.
I don't know if you can do that now.
But I did it then.
And I called in a lot of favors from a lot of wonderful actors.
I had a half-hour pilot script that I had co-written with a very good writer.
And I think it is very funny.
But I couldn't sell it.
It is basically "A Chorus Line" about actors.
We see them audition, and talk about themselves a little.
The play is the worst play ever written.  A drama.
It is bad Tennessee Williams, and is a vanity production financed by it's fading star.
If it had gone on to be a series, we'd have followed the play and it's cast on it's out of town
tryout. then eventually all the way to New York, where it is perceived as comedy, and becomes a success.
It would then settle in to being a backstage comedy about the actors.
It has never been seen, until today.
My friend, Stu Shostak, uploaded it to YouTube, where it can now be seen after 27 years.
Considering that no money was spent on it, I consider it a triumph.
And I think it holds up well.
Maybe the lighting could have been a little better, but I think I'm quibbling.
I do know that it is very funny.
And I hope you seek it out.
Go to YouTube, and type in "Mark Rothman Moonlight and Magnolias" (pilot).
Let me know what you think:.  https://youtu.be/Gpya2K9YLa8  This is a link to get directly to the pilot.


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My books, "Show Runner" and it's sequel, "Show Runner Two", can be found at the Amazon Kindle Store.
Along with the newer ones, "The Man Is Dead", and "Report Cards".
They are all compilations of blog entries that have since been removed from the blog.
So this is the only way you can find them.,
You can search by typing in my name, Cindy Williams, Laverne and Shirley, The Odd Couple, or Happy Days.
Check them out.
You don't need a Kindle machine to download them.
Just get the free app from Kindle, and they can be downloaded to an IPhone, IPad, or Blackberry.
The paperbacks, "Mark Rothman's Essays" and my new novel, "I'm Not Garbo" are not e-books.
But they are available for people without Kindle.
I have many readings and signings lined up for those, and the thing about Kindle is you can't sign one.
If you'd like one of the paperbacks, personally autographed, contact me at macchus999@comcast.net
And now, we've got my reading of my "Laverne and Shirley Movie" screenplay on YouTube.

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Wednesday, July 12, 2017

Danny Kaye.

JLTV, the Jewish Live Television Network, a cable station which comes with my cable package, and
features all things Jewish, a la the original Goldbergs  with Gertrude Berg, Soupy Sales (a jew),
Candid Camera (Allen Funt was a Jew) That Show (Joan Rivers' first syndicated talk show, before she had any work done, Lord knows she was a jew.  Jack Benny.  Notice a theme?
With much fanfare, they just added "The Danny Kaye Show", his variety series from the 1960s.
I consider this a major gift.  
I never got to see it much when it was first on.  Now I'm able to go back and watch the whole series. After 50 years. 
And it is wonderful.
Danny Kaye was a great entertainer.
You really can't tell what an asshole he was in real life, which in fact he was.
He hid it well.  And I am able to separate his TV persona from his real life.
He has wonderful guests whom you don't get to see very often elsewhere.
Imogene Coca was on frequently, at the top of her game.
Diahann Carroll, underappreciated for the singer that she is, shows off her singing chops
magnificently.
All the guests are used to really show them off to their best.
And Danny sings a lot of his wife's (Sylvia Fine's) material.  It was hilarious
And is unmatched anywhere else.
It's reason enough to seek it out on your cable.
If your carrier doesn't carry it,  it's time to bellyache.
It's worth the trouble.

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My books, "Show Runner" and it's sequel, "Show Runner Two", can be found at the Amazon Kindle Store.
Along with the newer ones, "The Man Is Dead", and "Report Cards".
They are all compilations of blog entries that have since been removed from the blog.
So this is the only way you can find them.,
You can search by typing in my name, Cindy Williams, Laverne and Shirley, The Odd Couple, or Happy Days.
Check them out.
You don't need a Kindle machine to download them.
Just get the free app from Kindle, and they can be downloaded to an IPhone, IPad, or Blackberry.
The paperbacks, "Mark Rothman's Essays" and my new novel, "I'm Not Garbo" are not e-books.
But they are available for people without Kindle.
I have many readings and signings lined up for those, and the thing about Kindle is you can't sign one.
If you'd like one of the paperbacks, personally autographed, contact me at macchus999@comcast.net
And now, we've got my reading of my "Laverne and Shirley Movie" screenplay on YouTube.

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Thursday, July 6, 2017

The Wildly Inconsistent Billy Wilder.

Here is a list of the movies that Billy Wilder directed.
He made quite a few great ones.
He also made quite a few awful ones.
And he wrote a whole lot of movies in Germany, in German, that never show up anywhere.
He also wrote a few great ones here that he didn't direct.
"Ball of Fire"
"Ninotchka"
"Bluebeard's Eighth Wife"
They were directed by his idol,  Ernst Lubitsch.
I'm going to attempt to separate the ones he directed into great, so-so, and awful.
Beginning with awful.

Director (27 credits)

Awful:                                              So-so:                                     Great:

1981 Buddy Buddy

 1978 Fedora
                                                          1974 The Front Page
 1972 Avanti!
                                                           1961 One, Two, Three
                                                                                                            1960 The Apartment
                                                           1959 Some Like It Hot
                                                                                                           1957 Witness for the Prosecution
                                                                                 
                                                                                                           1957 Love in the Afternoon

                                                           1957 The Spirit of St. Louis

                                                            1955 The Seven Year Itch

                                                                                                            1954 Sabrina

                                                                                                            1953 Stalag 17

                                                                                                            1951 Ace in the Hole

                                                                                                             1950 Sunset Boulevard
                                                            1948 The Emperor Waltz 

                                                                                                                 1945 The Lost Weekend

                                                                                                             1944 Double Indemnity
                        
                                                             1942 The Major and the Minor

Now, I know that this is all subjective, but I think I have good reasons to back up all of my 
decisions.
Eight great ones are pretty good on anybody's resume.
But they were mostly made when he was younger.
He had a prime, and that was it.
Let me give you an idea of how one of the bombs went wrong:
"A Foreign Affair" took place in post-war Berlin.  A comedy.
The female leads were Marlene Dietrich and Jean Arthur.
It was made by Paramount.
They needed a male lead for them to fight over.
Dietrich and Jean Arthur must have been pretty expensive, so Paramount probably told Wilder to pick anyone he wanted from Paramount's contract players as the male lead.
You know who Wilder ended up with?
John Lund.
John fucking Lund.
As in "Has there ever been a bigger stiff in front of a camera than John fucking Lund?"
He was best known as Grace Kelly's fiancĂ© in "High Society".  That guy.  Get it now?
You know who else was under contract to Paramount at the time?
Robert Preston.  Mister "Ya got trouble right here in River City".  That Robert Preston.
But this was 9 years before he exhibited that he had that kind of charm.
But if the alternative was John fucking Lund, wasn't Preston at least worth a screen test?
This requires imagination.  
Imagination that Wilder did not have.
Wilder must have known what a stiff Lund was.  If that was his best option, you've got to be smart enough to close down the picture.
That's just one example:  Ray Walston for Peter Sellers in "Kiss Me Stupid?"
Keep looking, or bale.
I'm just saying that this brings Wilder down a few pegs among the all time greats.
Too many failures.
We can argue about all this in the comments section.

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My books, "Show Runner" and it's sequel, "Show Runner Two", can be found at the Amazon Kindle Store.
Along with the newer ones, "The Man Is Dead", and "Report Cards".
They are all compilations of blog entries that have since been removed from the blog.
So this is the only way you can find them.,
You can search by typing in my name, Cindy Williams, Laverne and Shirley, The Odd Couple, or Happy Days.
Check them out.
You don't need a Kindle machine to download them.
Just get the free app from Kindle, and they can be downloaded to an IPhone, IPad, or Blackberry.
The paperbacks, "Mark Rothman's Essays" and my new novel, "I'm Not Garbo" are not e-books.
But they are available for people without Kindle.
I have many readings and signings lined up for those, and the thing about Kindle is you can't sign one.
If you'd like one of the paperbacks, personally autographed, contact me at macchus999@comcast.net
And now, we've got my reading of my "Laverne and Shirley Movie" screenplay on YouTube.

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Hi. I am, according to my Wikipedia entry,(which I did not create) a noted television writer, playwright, screenwriter, and occasional actor. You can Google me or go to the IMDB to get my credits, and you can come here to get my opinions on things, which I'll try to express eloquently. Hopefully I'll succeed. You can also e-mail me at macchus999@aol.com. Perhaps my biggest claim to fame is being responsible, for about six months in 1975, while Head Writer for the "Happy Days" TV series, for Americans saying to each other "Sit on it."