Horseradish,
I'd do anything for Horseradish,
It does more for me than mayonnaise.
Nothin' matters
When I'm eatin' my horseradish,
Cause it brings me back to the good old days.
When I was just a youth,
Without much couth,
Cuttin' my first tooth,
On a Baby Ruth,
I never thought that I,
Could get as high,
As on my first try.
I hollered "Quo Vadis"!
My Kingdom For a Horse Radish!
There could never be any higher praise,
And it also goes good with asparagus hollandaise,
Oh yeah,
And it wouldn't be bad with a bowl of boulliabaise.
Take that, Stephen Sondheim!!
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My books, "Show Runner" and "Show Runner 2" can be found at the Amazon Kindle Store,
along with newer ones, "The Man Is Dead", and "Report Cards".
They are all compilations of blog entries have since been removed from the blog.
So this is the only way you can find them.,
You can search by typing in my name, Cindy Williams, Laverne and Shirley, The Odd Couple, or Happy Days.
Check them out.
You don't need a Kindle machine to download them.
Just get the free app from Kindle, and they can be downloaded to an IPhone, IPad, or Blackberry.
The paperbacks, "Mark Rothman's Essays" and my new novel, "I'm Not Garbo" are not e-books.
But they are available for people without Kindle.
I have many readings and signings lined up for those, and the thing about Kindle is you can't sign one.
If you'd like one of the paperbacks, personally autographed, contact me at macchus999@aol.com.