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Saturday, April 7, 2012

The Men Of Livonia.

Livonia is a very nice suburb of Detroit, here in Michigan.
Until I lived here, I'd never heard of it.
It first came to my attention prominently when my wife and I were riding in the car with the radio on.
We were listening to Dionne Warwick's recording of "I'll never fall in love again"
After she reached a particular lyric, my wife commented that it always seemed to be an odd
choice of phrase.
She was referring to Dionne's singing:
"What do you get when you kiss a guy?
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia
After you do, the men of Livonia....."

I had to point out that the actual lyric was "After you do, he'll never phone ya"
My wife had been harboring this deranged illusion ever since the first time she heard the song,
in the sixties.
I felt the need to call attention to the ludicrousness of her thought process, the inherent
senselessness of what she thought she heard, and that who, outside of Michigan, had ever heard of
Livonia?
The point was made, and the illusion was finally eradicated.

This led me to remind myself of several other butchered interpretations of popular songs,
exclusively by members of my family.

The earliest one that I can recall was when my seven year old sister was called upon to give her first, and ultimately her last public singing performance at my Bar Mitzvah, with her rendition of
"Do, Re, Mi", from "The Sound of Music"
It included her use of the line "Sew, ulneeda pulling thread"
Okay, she was seven.
Some slack should be cut.

But at around the same time, my mother, Bella, was around forty.
My father had bought a Mercedes-Benz with a diesel engine, which he promply turned into a taxicab.
Ever the innovator.
We all coined a nickname for it: "The Mercediesel".
She then purchased the original Broadway Cast Album of that self-same show, "The Sound of Music"
On it, there was this charming song called "How Can Love Survive?"
I don't believe that this song survived it's way into the movie.
It was sung as a duet by Kurt Kasznar and Marion Marlowe.
It contained the following lyrics:

"No rides for us on the top of a bus
In the face of the freezing breezes
You reach your goals in your comfy old Rolls
Or in one of your Mercedes-es!"

As soon as she heard that lyric, there was no convincing Bella that Kurt was NOT singing
"Mercediesels"
Never mind that "The Sound of Music" took place in the 1930's, when there probably were no
diesel-engined Mercedes.
Never mind that we, in fact, coined the term "Mercediesels"
Bella was convinced, and remained convinced, all the way to her grave, that it was "Mercediesels"

Back to my sister, about six years later, which would make her thirteen, to all you mathematicians
out there.
At some point, out of the blue, my sister asks me "Mark, does minjulepa mean oss?"
A few words of explanation are in order.
"Oss" was my sister's consciously amusing way of saying the word "ass".
Whenever she was asked a question that would begin with the word "Where?",
her response would more than likely be "Up oss".
Or, literally, "up your ass".

So I bewilderedly wrestled with the question "Does minjulepa mean oss?"
Then she put it into context.
"You know, like in the song---"You give my old minjulepa kick, Mame"
I had to explain, not unpatronizingly, what a mint julep was, and how ungrammatical it
would have been if minjulepa DID mean oss.

It's as if you were singing "You give my old oss kick".
There was no room left for an "a".

I am also guilty of lyric butchery in the same manner, and of course, my sister has never let me
hear the end of it.
When I heard Janis Joplin sing "Me and Bobby McGee" for the first time, I questioned my sister
as to whether Janis was singing "Breathin's just another word for nuthin' left to lose",
or "Freedom's just another word for nuthin' left to lose".
My sister let me have it between the eyes.
"Breathin'?" "Breathin'?" What are you, a moron?

Now, I maintain that this example doesn't hold a candle to minjulepa or Mercediesels.
And it's not as if I was certain that it was "Breathin'"
I was just questioning it.
I think a case can actually be made for "Breathin'"
Not a very good one.
"Freedom" is certainly a vast upgrade.
But I confess to having had my doubts.

I don't usually solicit comments for the Comments section, but I'm somewhat curious as to
whether my family was unique in this regard, or whether examples like this are rampant among
my readers.
If so, I'd like to hear yours.

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5 comments:

  1. In the opening theme song of "All in the Family" me and my sisters and even my parents would wonder what exactly was a "geosoligrate". You'd hear that word right after Archie and Edith sang "Didn't need a welfare state, every man pulled his weight" and right before "those were the days." But since none of us recognized the word, we couldn't make fun of each other. Years later, I found out what Archie and Edith actually sang was, "Gee, our old La Salle ran great."

    No less than Bob Dylan once complimented the Beatles on slipping a drug reference, "I'll get high", into the song "I Want To Hold Your Hand." Except what they actually sang was "I can't hide"

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  2. My daughter has become a big fan of Elton John, and we were driving to my in-laws this weekend for Easter when "Benny and the Jets" came on. It started as a disagreement with my wife over the line "she's got electric boots, a mohair suit" - I had the line as "electric moves", and my daughter actually thought it was "electric boobs". my wife pulled up the lyrics on her phone to confirm that she was correct to say "electric boots", but then looking at the lyrics quickly realized that we didn't know ANY of the real lyrics to that song, at least of the verses. She started reading the lyrics and we were all dumbfounded. Though to be fair to all of us, Elton isn't exactly known for his diction...

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    Family favorite: I led the pigeons to the flag.

    Bert in Rice, WA

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Hi. I am, according to my Wikipedia entry,(which I did not create) a noted television writer, playwright, screenwriter, and occasional actor. You can Google me or go to the IMDB to get my credits, and you can come here to get my opinions on things, which I'll try to express eloquently. Hopefully I'll succeed. You can also e-mail me at macchus999@aol.com. Perhaps my biggest claim to fame is being responsible, for about six months in 1975, while Head Writer for the "Happy Days" TV series, for Americans saying to each other "Sit on it."