I was never a fan of the "Star Wars" films.
I wasn't crazy about her work in "Shampoo".
I loved "When Harry Met Sally", but not because of her.
She was hilarious in the episode of "30 Rock" that she did.
I saw her in person when she did a cameo on "Laverne & Shirley" as a girl trying out to be a Playboy Bunny. She was very tight with Penny Marshall at the time.
None of this is why I will miss her.
I will miss her desperately because of her work as a novelist.
I have read them all, except the new one, which I just downloaded.
She is one of those writers whose voice you can actually hear as you are reading her work.
This only makes it that much better.
I mean, could she push words together!
She is intensely interesting. All the time.
I'm not talking about her ghost-writing on screenplays, because I have no idea what her contributions were.
In that assembly line that is screenplay ghostwriting, it's very hard to tell.
I saw her Broadway show, "Wishful Drinking" which she wrote and starred in, in 2009.
It was well-publicized as being an autobiography.
It was wonderful.
An older man sitting behind me, who spent the half-hour before the show started bellyaching about the last five Broadway experiences he had being major disappointments, stated at intermission and I quote, "All she does is talk about herself!"
Just what did he think he was walking into?
This was written talk.
Extremely well-written talk.
This to my knowledge was what she always brought into the room.
When I wrote my first novel, one of my first thoughts was "is this up to Carrie Fisher's standards?"
I'd like to think that it was .
If you haven't read any of her books, there are four of them on Amazon Kindle.
That's a great place to start.
R.I.P. Carrie.
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My books, "Show Runner" and it's sequel, "Show Runner Two", can be found at the Amazon Kindle Store.
Along with the newer ones, "The Man Is Dead", and "Report Cards".
They are all compilations of blog entries that have since been removed from the blog.
So this is the only way you can find them.
You can search by typing in my name, Cindy Williams, Laverne and Shirley, The Odd Couple, or Happy Days.
Check them out.
You don't need a Kindle machine to download them.
Just get the free app from Kindle, and they can be downloaded to an IPhone, IPad, or Blackberry.
The paperbacks, "Mark Rothman's Essays" and my new novel, "I'm Not Garbo" are not e-books.
But they are available for people without Kindle.
I have many readings and signings lined up for those, and the thing about Kindle is you can't sign one.
If you'd like one of the paperbacks, personally autographed, contact me at macchus999@comcast.net
And now, we've got my reading of my "Laverne and Shirley Movie" screenplay on YouTube.
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Wednesday, December 28, 2016
Tuesday, December 27, 2016
Report Card---"Elvis and Nixon"
"Elvis and Nixon", with Michael Shannon as Elvis, and Kevin Spacey as Nixon, is a true story about how and why they met in Nixon's White House.
It is a complete hoot.
What makes it as funny as it is was the decision to depict both Elvis and Nixon as complete shmucks.
Elvis wants to be made a "special FBI agent".
Nixon doesn't see any value in meeting with Elvis and has to have his arm twisted to agree to even meet with Elvis. No matter how much publicity it would derive.
On to the scoring:
Is it interesting?
Fascinating. No matter how much it stuck to the facts.
A+.
Compelling even?
Often. Mainly due to the strength of the two leads.
A+.
Is it controversial?
Only if you are concerned with how accurate it is. I wasn't.
A.
Is it a story worth telling?
Absolutely
A+.
Is it good storytelling?
Marvelous.
A+.
Is it well written?
It particularly lets Spacey chew the scenery.
A+.
Is it well cast? Well played?
Every year, there is one actor who has it in his contract to appear in every movie.
This year, it's Michael Shannon.
And he's earned it.
Spacey is his usual brilliant self.
Well shot?
Totally.
A.
Did the director put such a personal stamp on it so that no one else could have made it?
I can't tell.
B.
How long does it take to establish the film's locale and time period?
Almost every movie I've been seeing lately takes place in the seventies. The cars are a dead giveaway.
A+.
Is it too long? Too short?
It seemed to fly by.
A+.
Is it believable? Do you care about the characters?
You certainly could believe that they were shmucks, as were Haldeman and Ehrlichmann.
You didn't care about them, but both Shannon and Spacey made you care about Elvis and Nixon.
A+.
Is it predictable? Does it surprise you?
I didn't know most of the details. If true, it was quite illuminating.
A.
Do you think about it after you've seen it?
It made me wonder just how many presidents Spacey can play convincingly.
A+.
Is it funny?
Devilishly.
A+.
Would it have been worth the thirteen bucks it would have cost to see it in the movies?
I could wait until Amazon Prime, like I did.
A.
Is it impressive?
Very.
A.
Overall grade: A+.
Loved it.
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My books, "Show Runner" and it's sequel, "Show Runner Two", can be found at the Amazon Kindle Store.
Along with the newer ones, "The Man Is Dead", and "Report Cards".
They are all compilations of blog entries that have since been removed from the blog.
So this is the only way you can find them.
You can search by typing in my name, Cindy Williams, Laverne and Shirley, The Odd Couple, or Happy Days.
Check them out.
You don't need a Kindle machine to download them.
Just get the free app from Kindle, and they can be downloaded to an IPhone, IPad, or Blackberry.
The paperbacks, "Mark Rothman's Essays" and my new novel, "I'm Not Garbo" are not e-books.
But they are available for people without Kindle.
I have many readings and signings lined up for those, and the thing about Kindle is you can't sign one.
If you'd like one of the paperbacks, personally autographed, contact me at macchus999@comcast.net
And now, we've got my reading of my "Laverne and Shirley Movie" screenplay on YouTube.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
It is a complete hoot.
What makes it as funny as it is was the decision to depict both Elvis and Nixon as complete shmucks.
Elvis wants to be made a "special FBI agent".
Nixon doesn't see any value in meeting with Elvis and has to have his arm twisted to agree to even meet with Elvis. No matter how much publicity it would derive.
On to the scoring:
Is it interesting?
Fascinating. No matter how much it stuck to the facts.
A+.
Compelling even?
Often. Mainly due to the strength of the two leads.
A+.
Is it controversial?
Only if you are concerned with how accurate it is. I wasn't.
A.
Is it a story worth telling?
Absolutely
A+.
Is it good storytelling?
Marvelous.
A+.
Is it well written?
It particularly lets Spacey chew the scenery.
A+.
Is it well cast? Well played?
Every year, there is one actor who has it in his contract to appear in every movie.
This year, it's Michael Shannon.
And he's earned it.
Spacey is his usual brilliant self.
Well shot?
Totally.
A.
Did the director put such a personal stamp on it so that no one else could have made it?
I can't tell.
B.
How long does it take to establish the film's locale and time period?
Almost every movie I've been seeing lately takes place in the seventies. The cars are a dead giveaway.
A+.
Is it too long? Too short?
It seemed to fly by.
A+.
Is it believable? Do you care about the characters?
You certainly could believe that they were shmucks, as were Haldeman and Ehrlichmann.
You didn't care about them, but both Shannon and Spacey made you care about Elvis and Nixon.
A+.
Is it predictable? Does it surprise you?
I didn't know most of the details. If true, it was quite illuminating.
A.
Do you think about it after you've seen it?
It made me wonder just how many presidents Spacey can play convincingly.
A+.
Is it funny?
Devilishly.
A+.
Would it have been worth the thirteen bucks it would have cost to see it in the movies?
I could wait until Amazon Prime, like I did.
A.
Is it impressive?
Very.
A.
Overall grade: A+.
Loved it.
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My books, "Show Runner" and it's sequel, "Show Runner Two", can be found at the Amazon Kindle Store.
Along with the newer ones, "The Man Is Dead", and "Report Cards".
They are all compilations of blog entries that have since been removed from the blog.
So this is the only way you can find them.
You can search by typing in my name, Cindy Williams, Laverne and Shirley, The Odd Couple, or Happy Days.
Check them out.
You don't need a Kindle machine to download them.
Just get the free app from Kindle, and they can be downloaded to an IPhone, IPad, or Blackberry.
The paperbacks, "Mark Rothman's Essays" and my new novel, "I'm Not Garbo" are not e-books.
But they are available for people without Kindle.
I have many readings and signings lined up for those, and the thing about Kindle is you can't sign one.
If you'd like one of the paperbacks, personally autographed, contact me at macchus999@comcast.net
And now, we've got my reading of my "Laverne and Shirley Movie" screenplay on YouTube.
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Thursday, December 22, 2016
Report Card---"The Comedian"
"The Comedian" is a disaster of major proportions. Robert DeNiro plays an aging down-on-his-luck insult comic. They want you to buy into the fact that at one time he was good.
There is no evidence of this.
Deniro's comedy chops haven't improved since he played Rupert Pupkin in "King of Comedy"
He is consistently over-the-top-embarrassing, which is often.
I don't think that this is the effect the director wants, but go argue with DeNiro.
The director is Taylor Hackford, who has never displayed any flair for comedy.
If there is a bad taste choice to be made, and it seems like there always is, Hackford makes it.
On to the scoring:
Is it interesting?
Like a train wreck.
F.
Compelling even?
Never.
F.
Is it controversial?
Only that it got made.
D.
Is it a story worth telling?
No.
D.
Is it good storytelling?
Horrible, and horribly executed.
D.
Is it well written?
It's full of what good comedians refer to as "hack material"
D.
Is it well cast? Well played?
There are some very good actors in this. Patti Lupone, Cloris Leachman, Charles Grodin,
all wasted.
C.
Well shot?
Too many arbitrary, extended stockshots of New York City bridges at night.
Nothing special.
C.
Did the director put such a personal stamp on it so that no one else could have made it?
Hackford brings such a lack of style to just about everything he touches, that it is rather unique.
F.
How long does it take to establish the film's locale and time period?
You don't know that the whole film takes eight years ago until the very end, when it shifts to the present, all for one lame joke.
F.
Is it too long? Too short?
It's two hours of my life that I'll never get back.
F.
Is it believable? Do you care about the characters?
Nothing was believable, except how everyone thought DeNiro's character was a complete putz.
Is it predictable? Does it surprise you?
I had truly lost interest.
F.
Do you think about it after you've seen it?
Still trying to get it out of my head.
D.
Is it funny?
Only in that very hacky way..
F.
Would it have been worth the thirteen bucks it would have cost to see it in the movies?
It's a complete atrocity.
F.
Is it impressive?
Never.
F.
Overall grade: F.
Don't say you haven't been warned.
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My books, "Show Runner" and it's sequel, "Show Runner Two", can be found at the Amazon Kindle Store.
Along with the newer ones, "The Man Is Dead", and "Report Cards".
They are all compilations of blog entries that have since been removed from the blog.
So this is the only way you can find them.
You can search by typing in my name, Cindy Williams, Laverne and Shirley, The Odd Couple, or Happy Days.
Check them out.
You don't need a Kindle machine to download them.
Just get the free app from Kindle, and they can be downloaded to an IPhone, IPad, or Blackberry.
The paperbacks, "Mark Rothman's Essays" and my new novel, "I'm Not Garbo" are not e-books.
But they are available for people without Kindle.
I have many readings and signings lined up for those, and the thing about Kindle is you can't sign one.
If you'd like one of the paperbacks, personally autographed, contact me at macchus999@comcast.net
And now, we've got my reading of my "Laverne and Shirley Movie" screenplay on YouTube.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
There is no evidence of this.
Deniro's comedy chops haven't improved since he played Rupert Pupkin in "King of Comedy"
He is consistently over-the-top-embarrassing, which is often.
I don't think that this is the effect the director wants, but go argue with DeNiro.
The director is Taylor Hackford, who has never displayed any flair for comedy.
If there is a bad taste choice to be made, and it seems like there always is, Hackford makes it.
On to the scoring:
Is it interesting?
Like a train wreck.
F.
Compelling even?
Never.
F.
Is it controversial?
Only that it got made.
D.
Is it a story worth telling?
No.
D.
Is it good storytelling?
Horrible, and horribly executed.
D.
Is it well written?
It's full of what good comedians refer to as "hack material"
D.
Is it well cast? Well played?
There are some very good actors in this. Patti Lupone, Cloris Leachman, Charles Grodin,
all wasted.
C.
Well shot?
Too many arbitrary, extended stockshots of New York City bridges at night.
Nothing special.
C.
Did the director put such a personal stamp on it so that no one else could have made it?
Hackford brings such a lack of style to just about everything he touches, that it is rather unique.
F.
How long does it take to establish the film's locale and time period?
You don't know that the whole film takes eight years ago until the very end, when it shifts to the present, all for one lame joke.
F.
Is it too long? Too short?
It's two hours of my life that I'll never get back.
F.
Is it believable? Do you care about the characters?
Nothing was believable, except how everyone thought DeNiro's character was a complete putz.
Is it predictable? Does it surprise you?
I had truly lost interest.
F.
Do you think about it after you've seen it?
Still trying to get it out of my head.
D.
Is it funny?
Only in that very hacky way..
F.
Would it have been worth the thirteen bucks it would have cost to see it in the movies?
It's a complete atrocity.
F.
Is it impressive?
Never.
F.
Overall grade: F.
Don't say you haven't been warned.
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My books, "Show Runner" and it's sequel, "Show Runner Two", can be found at the Amazon Kindle Store.
Along with the newer ones, "The Man Is Dead", and "Report Cards".
They are all compilations of blog entries that have since been removed from the blog.
So this is the only way you can find them.
You can search by typing in my name, Cindy Williams, Laverne and Shirley, The Odd Couple, or Happy Days.
Check them out.
You don't need a Kindle machine to download them.
Just get the free app from Kindle, and they can be downloaded to an IPhone, IPad, or Blackberry.
The paperbacks, "Mark Rothman's Essays" and my new novel, "I'm Not Garbo" are not e-books.
But they are available for people without Kindle.
I have many readings and signings lined up for those, and the thing about Kindle is you can't sign one.
If you'd like one of the paperbacks, personally autographed, contact me at macchus999@comcast.net
And now, we've got my reading of my "Laverne and Shirley Movie" screenplay on YouTube.
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Tuesday, December 20, 2016
Report Card---"Jackie"
How big the problems are with "Jackie" depends on how old you are, and how well you remember the Kennedy era.
If you are young enough to not have any first-hand memory of it, it's as good a representation of what happened as anything.
I'm old enough to remember everything.
And this causes some problems.
It was a very superficial treatment of her life, concentrating only on her years in the White House.
I kept hoping that I'd learn something that I didn't know going in.
All that I learned was that she smoked like a chimney and drank like a boozehound.
On to the scoring:
Is it interesting?
Mildly. Even for me.
B-.
Compelling even?
Never.
F.
Is it controversial?
I was hoping they'd get into how she dealt with JFK's infidelities.
It never even came up.
F.
Is it a story worth telling?
Not really. Any existing documentary footage tells it better.
D.
Is it good storytelling?
For the most part, it almost totally lacks drama.
D.
Is it well written?
Not particularly
C.
Is it well cast? Well played?
Almost everybody seemed miscast. Could they find anybody who at least resembled Bobby Kennedy? This guy had light red hair. LBJ didn't even have big ears. JFK at least looked the part, but he was given very little to say. Natalie Portman wasn't very convincing.
C-.
Well shot?
OK. It was probably mostly stock footage.
B.
Did the director put such a personal stamp on it so that no one else could have made it?
No.
F.
How long does it take to establish the film's locale and time period?
Immediately. Not a problem.
A.
Is it too long? Too short?
At 90 minutes, it still seemed long.
D.
Is it believable? Do you care about the characters?
Everyone did.
A.
Is it predictable? Does it surprise you?
Yes, and no.
C-.
Do you think about it after you've seen it?
Not in the slightest
C.
Is it funny?
Never. It takes itself very seriously.
F.
Would it have been worth the thirteen bucks it would have cost to see it in the movies?
Maybe if you were paying. Not me.
F.
Is it impressive?
Not at all
C-.
Overall grade: C-.
.
There are much better ways to learn about the Kennedys than this attempt at pageantry.
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My books, "Show Runner" and it's sequel, "Show Runner Two", can be found at the Amazon Kindle Store.
Along with the newer ones, "The Man Is Dead", and "Report Cards".
They are all compilations of blog entries that have since been removed from the blog.
So this is the only way you can find them.
You can search by typing in my name, Cindy Williams, Laverne and Shirley, The Odd Couple, or Happy Days.
Check them out.
You don't need a Kindle machine to download them.
Just get the free app from Kindle, and they can be downloaded to an IPhone, IPad, or Blackberry.
The paperbacks, "Mark Rothman's Essays" and my new novel, "I'm Not Garbo" are not e-books.
But they are available for people without Kindle.
I have many readings and signings lined up for those, and the thing about Kindle is you can't sign one.
If you'd like one of the paperbacks, personally autographed, contact me at macchus999@comcast.net
And now, we've got my reading of my "Laverne and Shirley Movie" screenplay on YouTube.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If you are young enough to not have any first-hand memory of it, it's as good a representation of what happened as anything.
I'm old enough to remember everything.
And this causes some problems.
It was a very superficial treatment of her life, concentrating only on her years in the White House.
I kept hoping that I'd learn something that I didn't know going in.
All that I learned was that she smoked like a chimney and drank like a boozehound.
On to the scoring:
Is it interesting?
Mildly. Even for me.
B-.
Compelling even?
Never.
F.
Is it controversial?
I was hoping they'd get into how she dealt with JFK's infidelities.
It never even came up.
F.
Is it a story worth telling?
Not really. Any existing documentary footage tells it better.
D.
Is it good storytelling?
For the most part, it almost totally lacks drama.
D.
Is it well written?
Not particularly
C.
Is it well cast? Well played?
Almost everybody seemed miscast. Could they find anybody who at least resembled Bobby Kennedy? This guy had light red hair. LBJ didn't even have big ears. JFK at least looked the part, but he was given very little to say. Natalie Portman wasn't very convincing.
C-.
Well shot?
OK. It was probably mostly stock footage.
B.
Did the director put such a personal stamp on it so that no one else could have made it?
No.
F.
How long does it take to establish the film's locale and time period?
Immediately. Not a problem.
A.
Is it too long? Too short?
At 90 minutes, it still seemed long.
D.
Is it believable? Do you care about the characters?
Everyone did.
A.
Is it predictable? Does it surprise you?
Yes, and no.
C-.
Do you think about it after you've seen it?
Not in the slightest
C.
Is it funny?
Never. It takes itself very seriously.
F.
Would it have been worth the thirteen bucks it would have cost to see it in the movies?
Maybe if you were paying. Not me.
F.
Is it impressive?
Not at all
C-.
Overall grade: C-.
.
There are much better ways to learn about the Kennedys than this attempt at pageantry.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
My books, "Show Runner" and it's sequel, "Show Runner Two", can be found at the Amazon Kindle Store.
Along with the newer ones, "The Man Is Dead", and "Report Cards".
They are all compilations of blog entries that have since been removed from the blog.
So this is the only way you can find them.
You can search by typing in my name, Cindy Williams, Laverne and Shirley, The Odd Couple, or Happy Days.
Check them out.
You don't need a Kindle machine to download them.
Just get the free app from Kindle, and they can be downloaded to an IPhone, IPad, or Blackberry.
The paperbacks, "Mark Rothman's Essays" and my new novel, "I'm Not Garbo" are not e-books.
But they are available for people without Kindle.
I have many readings and signings lined up for those, and the thing about Kindle is you can't sign one.
If you'd like one of the paperbacks, personally autographed, contact me at macchus999@comcast.net
And now, we've got my reading of my "Laverne and Shirley Movie" screenplay on YouTube.
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Monday, December 19, 2016
What Do These Celebrities All Have In Common?
They all died this year---2016.
Edward Albee,
Muhammad Ali,
Mose Allison
Arthur Anderson
Eddie Applegate,
Alexis Arquette
Kenny Baker,
Rev. Daniel Berrigan, S.J.,
Boutros Boutros-Ghali
David Bowie,
Oscar Brand,
Bobby Breen
Charmian Carr,
Fidel Castro,
Michael Cimino
Leonard Cohen,
Pat Conroy,
Jack Davis,
Gloria DeHaven,
Larry Drake,
Patty Duke,
Bob Elliott,
"Fyvush” Finkle,
Bernard Fox,
George Gaynes,
Ron Glass,
John Glenn,
Gogi Grant,
Tammy Grimes,
Ann Morgan Guilbert,
Merle Haggard,
Dan Haggerty,
Earl Hamner Jr.,
Pat Harrington Jr,
Tom Hayden,
Dr. Henry Heimlich,
Florence Henderson,
Steven Hill,
Arthur Hiller,
Robert Horton,
Ken Howard,
Gordie Howe,
David Huddleston,
Gwen Ifell,
Anne Jackson,
Sonny James,
Kitty Kallen,
Marvin Kaplan,
George Kennedy,
W. P. Kinsella
Julius La Rosa,
Mell Lazarus,
Harper Lee,
Richard Libertini,
Jim Lowe,
Garry Marshall,
John McLaughlin,
John McMartin,
Kevin Meaney,
Mike Minor
Gloria Naylor,
James M. Nederlander Jr.,
Agnes Nixon,
Marni Nixon,
James Noble,
Hugh O’Brian,
Arnold Palmer,
Prince
Nancy Davis Reagan,
Janet Reno,
Alan Rickman,
Jack Riley,
Doris Roberts,
Leon Russell,
Andrew Sachs,
Morley Safer,
Theresa Saldana,
Joe Santos,
Associate Justice Antonin Scalia,
William Schallert,
Phyllis Schlafly,
Sir Peter Shaffer,
Garry Shandling,
Madeleine Sherwood,
Frank Sinatra Jr.,
James Stacy,
Kay Starr,
Robert Stigwood,
Toots Thielemans,
Grant Tinker,
Alvin Toffler,
Robert Vaughn
Bobby Vee,
Abe Vigoda,
Janet Waldo,
Fritz Weaver,
Elie Wiesel,
Gene Wilder,
Van Williams,
Glenn Yarbrough,
Alan Young,,
John Zacherle,
Buckwheat Zydeco,
However old some of these people were, and some of them were pretty old, I'd be willing to bet that none of them figured that Zsa Zsa Gabor would outlive them.
And this is only from people who died this year. But outlive them she did.
I'll bet that you could go back a good five years and come up with lists that would be just as astounding.
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My books, "Show Runner" and it's sequel, "Show Runner Two", can be found at the Amazon Kindle Store.
Along with the newer ones, "The Man Is Dead", and "Report Cards".
They are all compilations of blog entries that have since been removed from the blog.
So this is the only way you can find them.
You can search by typing in my name, Cindy Williams, Laverne and Shirley, The Odd Couple, or Happy Days.
Check them out.
You don't need a Kindle machine to download them.
Just get the free app from Kindle, and they can be downloaded to an IPhone, IPad, or Blackberry.
The paperbacks, "Mark Rothman's Essays" and my new novel, "I'm Not Garbo" are not e-books.
But they are available for people without Kindle.
I have many readings and signings lined up for those, and the thing about Kindle is you can't sign one.
If you'd like one of the paperbacks, personally autographed, contact me at macchus999@comcast.net
And now, we've got my reading of my "Laverne and Shirley Movie" screenplay on YouTube.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Edward Albee,
Muhammad Ali,
Mose Allison
Arthur Anderson
Eddie Applegate,
Alexis Arquette
Kenny Baker,
Rev. Daniel Berrigan, S.J.,
Boutros Boutros-Ghali
David Bowie,
Oscar Brand,
Bobby Breen
Charmian Carr,
Fidel Castro,
Michael Cimino
Leonard Cohen,
Pat Conroy,
Jack Davis,
Gloria DeHaven,
Larry Drake,
Patty Duke,
Bob Elliott,
"Fyvush” Finkle,
Bernard Fox,
George Gaynes,
Ron Glass,
John Glenn,
Gogi Grant,
Tammy Grimes,
Ann Morgan Guilbert,
Merle Haggard,
Dan Haggerty,
Earl Hamner Jr.,
Pat Harrington Jr,
Tom Hayden,
Dr. Henry Heimlich,
Florence Henderson,
Steven Hill,
Arthur Hiller,
Robert Horton,
Ken Howard,
Gordie Howe,
David Huddleston,
Gwen Ifell,
Anne Jackson,
Sonny James,
Kitty Kallen,
Marvin Kaplan,
George Kennedy,
W. P. Kinsella
Julius La Rosa,
Mell Lazarus,
Harper Lee,
Richard Libertini,
Jim Lowe,
Garry Marshall,
John McLaughlin,
John McMartin,
Kevin Meaney,
Mike Minor
Gloria Naylor,
James M. Nederlander Jr.,
Agnes Nixon,
Marni Nixon,
James Noble,
Hugh O’Brian,
Arnold Palmer,
Prince
Nancy Davis Reagan,
Janet Reno,
Alan Rickman,
Jack Riley,
Doris Roberts,
Leon Russell,
Andrew Sachs,
Morley Safer,
Theresa Saldana,
Joe Santos,
Associate Justice Antonin Scalia,
William Schallert,
Phyllis Schlafly,
Sir Peter Shaffer,
Garry Shandling,
Madeleine Sherwood,
Frank Sinatra Jr.,
James Stacy,
Kay Starr,
Robert Stigwood,
Toots Thielemans,
Grant Tinker,
Alvin Toffler,
Robert Vaughn
Bobby Vee,
Abe Vigoda,
Janet Waldo,
Fritz Weaver,
Elie Wiesel,
Gene Wilder,
Van Williams,
Glenn Yarbrough,
Alan Young,,
John Zacherle,
Buckwheat Zydeco,
However old some of these people were, and some of them were pretty old, I'd be willing to bet that none of them figured that Zsa Zsa Gabor would outlive them.
And this is only from people who died this year. But outlive them she did.
I'll bet that you could go back a good five years and come up with lists that would be just as astounding.
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My books, "Show Runner" and it's sequel, "Show Runner Two", can be found at the Amazon Kindle Store.
Along with the newer ones, "The Man Is Dead", and "Report Cards".
They are all compilations of blog entries that have since been removed from the blog.
So this is the only way you can find them.
You can search by typing in my name, Cindy Williams, Laverne and Shirley, The Odd Couple, or Happy Days.
Check them out.
You don't need a Kindle machine to download them.
Just get the free app from Kindle, and they can be downloaded to an IPhone, IPad, or Blackberry.
The paperbacks, "Mark Rothman's Essays" and my new novel, "I'm Not Garbo" are not e-books.
But they are available for people without Kindle.
I have many readings and signings lined up for those, and the thing about Kindle is you can't sign one.
If you'd like one of the paperbacks, personally autographed, contact me at macchus999@comcast.net
And now, we've got my reading of my "Laverne and Shirley Movie" screenplay on YouTube.
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Thursday, December 15, 2016
Report Card---"Manchester By The Sea"
"Manchester By The Sea" is a totally absorbing, extremely evocative of the Boston area, overwhelmingly textured, personal story about family responsibility, and trying to make up for past mistakes. Casey Affleck and Michelle Williams are both astounding.
On to the scoring:
Is it interesting?
Consistently absorbing.
A+.
Compelling even?
Constantly.
A+.
Is it controversial?
Extremely.
A+.
Is it a story worth telling?
Certainly.
A+.
Is it good storytelling?
Extremely.
A+.
Is it well written?
Very.
A+.
Is it well cast? Well played?
Up and down the line.
A+
Well shot?
Breathtakingly.
A+
Did the director put such a personal stamp on it so that no one else could have made it?
To a major degree.
A.
How long does it take to establish the film's locale and time period?
Immediately. Not a problem.
A.
Is it too long? Too short?
Length was not an issue.
A.
Is it believable? Do you care about the characters?
Very much, and very much.
A+.
Is it predictable? Does it surprise you?
I never knew where it as going, and there were surprises along the way.
A+.
Do you think about it after you've seen it?
Often.
A.
Is it funny?
Here and there.
B.
Would it have been worth the thirteen bucks it would have cost to see it in the movies?
All thirteen.
A+.
Is it impressive?
Very.
A+.
Overall grade: A+..
So far the best thing I've seen this season.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
My books, "Show Runner" and it's sequel, "Show Runner Two", can be found at the Amazon Kindle Store.
Along with the newer ones, "The Man Is Dead", and "Report Cards".
They are all compilations of blog entries that have since been removed from the blog.
So this is the only way you can find them.
You can search by typing in my name, Cindy Williams, Laverne and Shirley, The Odd Couple, or Happy Days.
Check them out.
You don't need a Kindle machine to download them.
Just get the free app from Kindle, and they can be downloaded to an IPhone, IPad, or Blackberry.
The paperbacks, "Mark Rothman's Essays" and my new novel, "I'm Not Garbo" are not e-books.
But they are available for people without Kindle.
I have many readings and signings lined up for those, and the thing about Kindle is you can't sign one.
If you'd like one of the paperbacks, personally autographed, contact me at macchus999@comcast.net
And now, we've got my reading of my "Laverne and Shirley Movie" screenplay on YouTube.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
On to the scoring:
Is it interesting?
Consistently absorbing.
A+.
Compelling even?
Constantly.
A+.
Is it controversial?
Extremely.
A+.
Is it a story worth telling?
Certainly.
A+.
Is it good storytelling?
Extremely.
A+.
Is it well written?
Very.
A+.
Is it well cast? Well played?
Up and down the line.
A+
Well shot?
Breathtakingly.
A+
Did the director put such a personal stamp on it so that no one else could have made it?
To a major degree.
A.
How long does it take to establish the film's locale and time period?
Immediately. Not a problem.
A.
Is it too long? Too short?
Length was not an issue.
A.
Is it believable? Do you care about the characters?
Very much, and very much.
A+.
Is it predictable? Does it surprise you?
I never knew where it as going, and there were surprises along the way.
A+.
Do you think about it after you've seen it?
Often.
A.
Is it funny?
Here and there.
B.
Would it have been worth the thirteen bucks it would have cost to see it in the movies?
All thirteen.
A+.
Is it impressive?
Very.
A+.
Overall grade: A+..
So far the best thing I've seen this season.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
My books, "Show Runner" and it's sequel, "Show Runner Two", can be found at the Amazon Kindle Store.
Along with the newer ones, "The Man Is Dead", and "Report Cards".
They are all compilations of blog entries that have since been removed from the blog.
So this is the only way you can find them.
You can search by typing in my name, Cindy Williams, Laverne and Shirley, The Odd Couple, or Happy Days.
Check them out.
You don't need a Kindle machine to download them.
Just get the free app from Kindle, and they can be downloaded to an IPhone, IPad, or Blackberry.
The paperbacks, "Mark Rothman's Essays" and my new novel, "I'm Not Garbo" are not e-books.
But they are available for people without Kindle.
I have many readings and signings lined up for those, and the thing about Kindle is you can't sign one.
If you'd like one of the paperbacks, personally autographed, contact me at macchus999@comcast.net
And now, we've got my reading of my "Laverne and Shirley Movie" screenplay on YouTube.
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Monday, December 12, 2016
The Dick Van Dyke Show In Color.
CBS aired 2 episodes back to back of colorized episodes of the Dick Van Dyke Show.
I always loved the Van Dyke Show.
And I love colorization.
As long as it's a reasonably good paint job.
This certainly was, and I wish there was more of it.
If it only gets what is now generations of people who would never look at anything in black-and-white to look at this wonderful show and see what they are missing.
But it doesn't enhance my enjoyment of it one bit.
With the Van Dyke Show, they had me at "Capri Pants".
And that was over fifty years ago.
I think I would have enjoyed it just as much if I had stumbled it on "Nick at Nite" in black and white.
I sort of lost interest in the middle of it, except of course for the capri-pants, which were black, anyway.
But I've had some wonderful experiences with colorization when it first came out.
"Casablanca" didn't lose a thing.
Neither did "The Maltese Falcon".
Neither did "It's A Wonderful Life".
"Yankee Doodle Dandy" is a far better movie in color.
It should have been made that way to begin with.
Somebody was too cheap.
I did see a horrible version of "A Night At The Opera", but that was only because it had a rotten paint job. It looked like it was done with pastels.
The "purists" had no trouble pocketing the residuals when their color movies showed up on TV before there was color TV in wide use, so most people's exposure to them was in black and white.
So where was the outcry then?
Of course, there are things that shouldn't be touched:
"Citizen Kane", "Raging Bull", any of Woody Allen's movies that were made in black and white,
but I would love to see a colorized version of "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre".
You might disagree, but that's me.
The technology seems to have improved today.
I wish there was more of an audience for it.
Meanwhile, the Decades channel ran a weekend binge of Sergeant Bilko, in glorious black-and-white.
Much more satisfying.
A much higher batting average of great episodes, and a much higher slugging average.
It remains the best sitcom ever.
They almost never missed.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
My books, "Show Runner" and it's sequel, "Show Runner Two", can be found at the Amazon Kindle Store.
Along with the newer ones, "The Man Is Dead", and "Report Cards".
They are all compilations of blog entries that have since been removed from the blog.
So this is the only way you can find them.
You can search by typing in my name, Cindy Williams, Laverne and Shirley, The Odd Couple, or Happy Days.
Check them out.
You don't need a Kindle machine to download them.
Just get the free app from Kindle, and they can be downloaded to an IPhone, IPad, or Blackberry.
The paperbacks, "Mark Rothman's Essays" and my new novel, "I'm Not Garbo" are not e-books.
But they are available for people without Kindle.
I have many readings and signings lined up for those, and the thing about Kindle is you can't sign one.
If you'd like one of the paperbacks, personally autographed, contact me at macchus999@comcast.net
And now, we've got my reading of my "Laverne and Shirley Movie" screenplay on YouTube.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I always loved the Van Dyke Show.
And I love colorization.
As long as it's a reasonably good paint job.
This certainly was, and I wish there was more of it.
If it only gets what is now generations of people who would never look at anything in black-and-white to look at this wonderful show and see what they are missing.
But it doesn't enhance my enjoyment of it one bit.
With the Van Dyke Show, they had me at "Capri Pants".
And that was over fifty years ago.
I think I would have enjoyed it just as much if I had stumbled it on "Nick at Nite" in black and white.
I sort of lost interest in the middle of it, except of course for the capri-pants, which were black, anyway.
But I've had some wonderful experiences with colorization when it first came out.
"Casablanca" didn't lose a thing.
Neither did "The Maltese Falcon".
Neither did "It's A Wonderful Life".
"Yankee Doodle Dandy" is a far better movie in color.
It should have been made that way to begin with.
Somebody was too cheap.
I did see a horrible version of "A Night At The Opera", but that was only because it had a rotten paint job. It looked like it was done with pastels.
The "purists" had no trouble pocketing the residuals when their color movies showed up on TV before there was color TV in wide use, so most people's exposure to them was in black and white.
So where was the outcry then?
Of course, there are things that shouldn't be touched:
"Citizen Kane", "Raging Bull", any of Woody Allen's movies that were made in black and white,
but I would love to see a colorized version of "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre".
You might disagree, but that's me.
The technology seems to have improved today.
I wish there was more of an audience for it.
Meanwhile, the Decades channel ran a weekend binge of Sergeant Bilko, in glorious black-and-white.
Much more satisfying.
A much higher batting average of great episodes, and a much higher slugging average.
It remains the best sitcom ever.
They almost never missed.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
My books, "Show Runner" and it's sequel, "Show Runner Two", can be found at the Amazon Kindle Store.
Along with the newer ones, "The Man Is Dead", and "Report Cards".
They are all compilations of blog entries that have since been removed from the blog.
So this is the only way you can find them.
You can search by typing in my name, Cindy Williams, Laverne and Shirley, The Odd Couple, or Happy Days.
Check them out.
You don't need a Kindle machine to download them.
Just get the free app from Kindle, and they can be downloaded to an IPhone, IPad, or Blackberry.
The paperbacks, "Mark Rothman's Essays" and my new novel, "I'm Not Garbo" are not e-books.
But they are available for people without Kindle.
I have many readings and signings lined up for those, and the thing about Kindle is you can't sign one.
If you'd like one of the paperbacks, personally autographed, contact me at macchus999@comcast.net
And now, we've got my reading of my "Laverne and Shirley Movie" screenplay on YouTube.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Friday, December 9, 2016
Report Card---"Sully"
It turns out that there is a whole lot more to the "Sully" story than the fact that he landed the plane on the Hudson River and everyone survived.
That's all I knew about it going in.
I hadn't any idea that he got a whole lot of flak from the NTSB to the point that there was a major investigation which came very close to casting Sully as a careless villain who played fast and loose with his options, and could have grounded him permanently..
It's the playing out of this public investigation that is the guts of this movie.
This is an extremely satisfying film.
On to the scoring:
Is it interesting?
Consistently absorbing.
A+.
Compelling even?
Constantly.
A+.
Is it controversial?
It was at the time.
A.
Is it a story worth telling?
Certainly.
A+.
Is it good storytelling?
Extremely.
A+.
Is it well written?
Very.
A.
Is it well cast? Well played?
Yes and yes. Hanks is his usual awesome. He's perfect.. Laura Linney, whom I love, is kind of wasted in of those "loyal wife" roles, but it's always good to see her.
A+.
Well shot?
Clint Eastwood was at the helm. I am no fan of Eastwood being at the helm. He has had a tendency to make stuff up, as in the J. Edgar Hoover biopic. But here, he had the good taste to tell the true story, probably because Sully was on the set, and kept things accurate.
So Eastwood simply stayed out of the way and shot it well
A..
Did the director put such a personal stamp on it so that no one else could have made it?
Not really.
D.
How long does it take to establish the film's locale and time period?
Immediately. Not a problem.
A.
Is it too long? Too short?
Length was not a problem.
A.
Is it believable? Do you care about the characters?
Very much, and very much.
A+.
Is it predictable? Does it surprise you?
It was all a major revelation.
A+.
Do you think about it after you've seen it?
Sometimes.
B.
Is it funny?
Here and there.
B.
Would it have been worth the thirteen bucks it would have cost to see it in the movies?
At least six bucks, but that's me.
A.
Is it impressive?
Very.
A.
Overall grade: A..
Very much worth your time.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
My books, "Show Runner" and it's sequel, "Show Runner Two", can be found at the Amazon Kindle Store.
Along with the newer ones, "The Man Is Dead", and "Report Cards".
They are all compilations of blog entries that have since been removed from the blog.
So this is the only way you can find them.
You can search by typing in my name, Cindy Williams, Laverne and Shirley, The Odd Couple, or Happy Days.
Check them out.
You don't need a Kindle machine to download them.
Just get the free app from Kindle, and they can be downloaded to an IPhone, IPad, or Blackberry.
The paperbacks, "Mark Rothman's Essays" and my new novel, "I'm Not Garbo" are not e-books.
But they are available for people without Kindle.
I have many readings and signings lined up for those, and the thing about Kindle is you can't sign one.
If you'd like one of the paperbacks, personally autographed, contact me at macchus999@comcast.net
And now, we've got my reading of my "Laverne and Shirley Movie" screenplay on YouTube.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
That's all I knew about it going in.
I hadn't any idea that he got a whole lot of flak from the NTSB to the point that there was a major investigation which came very close to casting Sully as a careless villain who played fast and loose with his options, and could have grounded him permanently..
It's the playing out of this public investigation that is the guts of this movie.
This is an extremely satisfying film.
On to the scoring:
Is it interesting?
Consistently absorbing.
A+.
Compelling even?
Constantly.
A+.
Is it controversial?
It was at the time.
A.
Is it a story worth telling?
Certainly.
A+.
Is it good storytelling?
Extremely.
A+.
Is it well written?
Very.
A.
Is it well cast? Well played?
Yes and yes. Hanks is his usual awesome. He's perfect.. Laura Linney, whom I love, is kind of wasted in of those "loyal wife" roles, but it's always good to see her.
A+.
Well shot?
Clint Eastwood was at the helm. I am no fan of Eastwood being at the helm. He has had a tendency to make stuff up, as in the J. Edgar Hoover biopic. But here, he had the good taste to tell the true story, probably because Sully was on the set, and kept things accurate.
So Eastwood simply stayed out of the way and shot it well
A..
Did the director put such a personal stamp on it so that no one else could have made it?
Not really.
D.
How long does it take to establish the film's locale and time period?
Immediately. Not a problem.
A.
Is it too long? Too short?
Length was not a problem.
A.
Is it believable? Do you care about the characters?
Very much, and very much.
A+.
Is it predictable? Does it surprise you?
It was all a major revelation.
A+.
Do you think about it after you've seen it?
Sometimes.
B.
Is it funny?
Here and there.
B.
Would it have been worth the thirteen bucks it would have cost to see it in the movies?
At least six bucks, but that's me.
A.
Is it impressive?
Very.
A.
Overall grade: A..
Very much worth your time.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
My books, "Show Runner" and it's sequel, "Show Runner Two", can be found at the Amazon Kindle Store.
Along with the newer ones, "The Man Is Dead", and "Report Cards".
They are all compilations of blog entries that have since been removed from the blog.
So this is the only way you can find them.
You can search by typing in my name, Cindy Williams, Laverne and Shirley, The Odd Couple, or Happy Days.
Check them out.
You don't need a Kindle machine to download them.
Just get the free app from Kindle, and they can be downloaded to an IPhone, IPad, or Blackberry.
The paperbacks, "Mark Rothman's Essays" and my new novel, "I'm Not Garbo" are not e-books.
But they are available for people without Kindle.
I have many readings and signings lined up for those, and the thing about Kindle is you can't sign one.
If you'd like one of the paperbacks, personally autographed, contact me at macchus999@comcast.net
And now, we've got my reading of my "Laverne and Shirley Movie" screenplay on YouTube.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Saturday, December 3, 2016
Report Card----"The Girl On The Train"
"The Girl On The Train" is a first rate whodunit.
As usual, I'm the last one to be able to figure it out.
And as usual, my wife was way ahead of me.
But that only made me feel slightly stupid , and didn't hurt my enjoyment one bit.
On to the scoring:
Is it interesting?
Consistently
A+.
Compelling even?
Often.
A.
Is it controversial?
It's not that deep.
No Grade.
Is it a story worth telling?
It's the kind of story that seems like it's been told before.
C.
Is it good storytelling?
It's very tightly structured.
A.
Is it well written?
Pretty well.
B+.
Is it well cast? Well played?
Yes and yes. Allison Janney does a nice turn as a detective and the only actor that I recognize.
A.
Well shot?
Fine.
A.
Did the director put such a personal stamp on it so that no one else could have made it?
Not really.
D.
How long does it take to establish the film's locale and time period?
The first car you see is a new looking car from the fifties. This is misleading.
It takes place in the present.
C-.
Is it too long? Too short?
Length is not a problem.
A+.
Is it believable? Do you care about the characters?
Yes, and yes.
A.
Is it predictable? Does it surprise you?
As usual, they were way ahead of me.
A.
Do you think about it after you've seen it?
Not really.
C.
Is it funny?
Not really. But its lack of humor didn't hurt it.
B.
Would it have been worth the thirteen bucks it would have cost to see it in the movies?
Not mine.
C.
Is it impressive?
Often, mainly for the storytelling.
A+.
Overall grade: A..
It's very much a ripping yarn. So if you like your yarns ripped, you'll like this a lot.
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My books, "Show Runner" and it's sequel, "Show Runner Two", can be found at the Amazon Kindle Store.
Along with the newer ones, "The Man Is Dead", and "Report Cards".
They are all compilations of blog entries that have since been removed from the blog.
So this is the only way you can find them.
You can search by typing in my name, Cindy Williams, Laverne and Shirley, The Odd Couple, or Happy Days.
Check them out.
You don't need a Kindle machine to download them.
Just get the free app from Kindle, and they can be downloaded to an IPhone, IPad, or Blackberry.
The paperbacks, "Mark Rothman's Essays" and my new novel, "I'm Not Garbo" are not e-books.
But they are available for people without Kindle.
I have many readings and signings lined up for those, and the thing about Kindle is you can't sign one.
If you'd like one of the paperbacks, personally autographed, contact me at macchus999@comcast.net
And now, we've got my reading of my "Laverne and Shirley Movie" screenplay on YouTube.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
As usual, I'm the last one to be able to figure it out.
And as usual, my wife was way ahead of me.
But that only made me feel slightly stupid , and didn't hurt my enjoyment one bit.
On to the scoring:
Is it interesting?
Consistently
A+.
Compelling even?
Often.
A.
Is it controversial?
It's not that deep.
No Grade.
Is it a story worth telling?
It's the kind of story that seems like it's been told before.
C.
Is it good storytelling?
It's very tightly structured.
A.
Is it well written?
Pretty well.
B+.
Is it well cast? Well played?
Yes and yes. Allison Janney does a nice turn as a detective and the only actor that I recognize.
A.
Well shot?
Fine.
A.
Did the director put such a personal stamp on it so that no one else could have made it?
Not really.
D.
How long does it take to establish the film's locale and time period?
The first car you see is a new looking car from the fifties. This is misleading.
It takes place in the present.
C-.
Is it too long? Too short?
Length is not a problem.
A+.
Is it believable? Do you care about the characters?
Yes, and yes.
A.
Is it predictable? Does it surprise you?
As usual, they were way ahead of me.
A.
Do you think about it after you've seen it?
Not really.
C.
Is it funny?
Not really. But its lack of humor didn't hurt it.
B.
Would it have been worth the thirteen bucks it would have cost to see it in the movies?
Not mine.
C.
Is it impressive?
Often, mainly for the storytelling.
A+.
Overall grade: A..
It's very much a ripping yarn. So if you like your yarns ripped, you'll like this a lot.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
My books, "Show Runner" and it's sequel, "Show Runner Two", can be found at the Amazon Kindle Store.
Along with the newer ones, "The Man Is Dead", and "Report Cards".
They are all compilations of blog entries that have since been removed from the blog.
So this is the only way you can find them.
You can search by typing in my name, Cindy Williams, Laverne and Shirley, The Odd Couple, or Happy Days.
Check them out.
You don't need a Kindle machine to download them.
Just get the free app from Kindle, and they can be downloaded to an IPhone, IPad, or Blackberry.
The paperbacks, "Mark Rothman's Essays" and my new novel, "I'm Not Garbo" are not e-books.
But they are available for people without Kindle.
I have many readings and signings lined up for those, and the thing about Kindle is you can't sign one.
If you'd like one of the paperbacks, personally autographed, contact me at macchus999@comcast.net
And now, we've got my reading of my "Laverne and Shirley Movie" screenplay on YouTube.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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- mark rothman
- Hi. I am, according to my Wikipedia entry,(which I did not create) a noted television writer, playwright, screenwriter, and occasional actor. You can Google me or go to the IMDB to get my credits, and you can come here to get my opinions on things, which I'll try to express eloquently. Hopefully I'll succeed. You can also e-mail me at macchus999@aol.com. Perhaps my biggest claim to fame is being responsible, for about six months in 1975, while Head Writer for the "Happy Days" TV series, for Americans saying to each other "Sit on it."