Report Card---"Mary, Queen Of Scots"

"Mary Queen Of Scots" is a truly boring movie.
A quick check of IMDB informed me about just how historically inaccurate it is.
I don't care about that as long as it is entertaining.
It wasn't.
That's why I liked "The Favourite".
I don't know if that was at all accurate.
But it was tremendously entertaining.
Makes a difference.

On to the scoring.

Is it interesting?

Almost never.

Compelling even?

Never.
F.

Is it good storytelling?

Not particularly.
C-.

Is it well written?

No.
C-.

Is it well cast? Well played?

Apparently, the two leads never actually met.  So, no.
C-.

Well shot?

Sometimes.
B-.

Did the director put such a personal stamp on it so that no one else could have made it?

No.
C-.

How long does it take to establish the film's locale and time period?

It wasn't last Tuesday.
B+.

Is it too long? Too short?

Way  long.
C-.

Is it believable? Do you care about the characters?.

No, and no.
D.

Is it predictable?

If you know anything about history, you know that Mary faced the guillotine.
F.

Do you think about it after you've seen it?

No,
D.

Is it funny?

No.
F.

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Would it have been worth the thirteen bucks it would have cost to see it in the movies?

No.
D.

Is it impressive?

No
F.

Overall grade: D-.

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